#sarcastic rant

[quietchaoswords]

Har mahine,being a girl ka rr karna is such a ''I'm just a girl'' thing.

Like babe, I didn’t sign up for monthly breakdowns.

[annesanquish]

I absolutely adore the fact that in order to be recognized for my art, I have to create shitty drawings about topics I don’t give a rats ass about, instead of making good quality work about original ideas I actually enjoy making.

[headofocs-inklesspen]

A Sarcastic ‘Thank You’

This is dedicated to everyone who’s had to deal with that one person they trusted who made them feel like shit.

Thank you, for reminding me how ‘wonderful’ I am. It’s always great to hear how stupid and useless I am, especially from you.

Thank you, for scaring me Now when people yell at me or sharply throw things like clothes at me I flinch.

Thank you, for this great survival tips like... ‘if he start yelling; stay quiet, out of sight and start cleaning everything.’

Thank you, for those uplifting nicknames Now I’ll always know what a ‘piece of shit’ I am to you

Thank you, for helping me succeed I’m just terrified of failing, the anxiety really helps me pass all my classes.

Thank you, for stopping me from doing things It’s probably really good that I cleaned the whole house rather than see friends.

Thank you, for teaching me to clean Or at least, teaching me that no matter what my cleaning won’t be good enough

Seriously, thank you, Because I trusted you and I respected you (though mostly out of fear).

Also, whenever you weren’t looking, I usually started making a mental list of why you were so ‘great’ too.

[indiemusicforthewin]

That moment when your family member/friend tries to talk to you about your mental illness like they know more about it than you do. Why would I know anything about it when I have to deal with it everyday?

[attention-deficit-disquirrel]

Deadlines are fun. I love deadlines. Aren’t they great? Let’s take a moment to appreciate the glory of the deadline.

Ok.. we done?

Alright Jeremy, you can have a few more seconds..

Done now? Yes?

GOOD

I HATE THEM

Here’s the trouble; I’ve got about 5 deadlines running up, 4 of them being group projects, all with the same group. AND MY GROUP IS CRAP. One guy never turns up, one’s more interested in his youtube channel, one thinks he’s the boss and tells us how to do things, when he doesn’t even know what we’re making, and it’s all down to me to finish the work they should have done 4 weeks ago. That’s scripting, 3D modelling, test builds for games, paperwork, and I’m freakin tired of it.

Then there’s my art deadline. I can’t draw for crap, so I’ve been given permission to draw cartoons on photoshop. But guess what? My teacher’s a technophobe, so whenever I email her work, as instructed (BY HER), she doesn’t read it. Plus, when we were laying out my portfolio today, I forgot to print the work out, but apparently having it in black and white and A4 wouldn’t work because she can’t see the contrast, but if I had the initial sketches, that would be fine.

On top of all that, my ADHD filled brain is constantly piling out ideas mostly based on this show I’ve wanted to make since forever, and it’s screaming at me to start it or I won’t have time to finish it

Seriously, I have an entire city of people in my head bustling around, all with their own backstories, jobs, lives, pets, you name it. But they’re knocking on the inside of my skull saying “Let us out, we wanna see the world”

By the time I get home every day, I’m absolutely shattered, but they don’t shut up. I’ll be sitting in my comfy chair, legs tucked in my shirt, maybe reading a book or watching TV, then all of a sudden they’re back

All I’m asking for is to have some time off to get this out of my head. Even a week or so just to write it all down in a story would be fine, but apparently all the holidays I get really mean more work

Where’s a giant off switch when you need it..

[asarcasm]

don’t you love it when your “friends” send you snap chats of them dedicating songs to you even though they could’ve just invited you in the fist place:))))

[sarcasticace]

HWU thoughts : Life Support (spoilers)

Almost a week late, but I want to point something out with the last main quest....Life Support. Okay, I’m going to summarize this quest plot for y’all so....spoilers. Brian is involved in a hit and run, but the major crime in my mind is that he’s still alive.

Addi, for some reason, is accused of this crime instead of the wife who Brian’s been cheating on for......god, too damn long why hasn’t there been a mention of divorce or something? It’s not bad, in fact I was starting to like it. I got my hopes up thinking because the name of the quest was ‘Life Support’ it would include Addi’s sick mom. Instead it just serves to reminds us that Brian is still not dead just in the ICU. It would have been a great story and development for Addison. Have her little secret major switch (it is a secret to her parents right?) revealed. It would be heartwarming to see Addi’s mother, sick in bed, understand and want Addi to follow her heart. And wouldn’t that be a nice message to fans?

But instead drama that was left dangling on the cliffhanger in the previous quest was resolved rather simply because Brian just so happened to have been taking a selfie just when the car was about to hit him. Also that he still had the phone on him, that it hadn’t been broken, and that the camera was somehow focused enough when the picture was taken at the perfect time for the driver to be recognizable in a phone picture.

Like....why are so many good story opportunities being missed for the sake of drama. PB could easily be saving these quests involving Desiree and such by just adding a quest or two that are nothing but filler, good filler, where we get to see more of the characters we love than just a passing glance before the slip into the ether. What happened to Marco and Aria? Addi’s mom, Ethan’s family, Bianca actually becoming a decent human being.

Having said all that, I still very much love HSS/HWU and PB. I will continue to support them because they’re still awesome. I love when they make thinks like Mia’s story/yearbook, Hope’s story, Games We Play, the quests that are just really meaningful. They really care. <3

Okay, that’s it, Sarcastic rant over.

[jollyreginaldrancher]

Things I learned today: You have to take your shirt off to get an EKG Things I got a refresher on today: Thin people will give fatter people unsolicited health and diet advice, even if they don't know each other because they must know more about that stuff because if they didn't they'd be fat and if fat people knew they'd be skinny. Unless they didn't REALLY want it, those are the only two scenarios.