#sarcastickermit

[edsbev]

STEPHEN KING SOUNDS LIKE HE'S WRITING AWFUL FANFICTION HSBDEBDBSDYGEDUUW

stephen king publishing IT: ok so here’s my fic !! i wrote most of this at 3am while high and it got kinda long and self-indulgent lmao whoops !! also it’s unedited and unbeta’d so sorry if its a little all over the place :3 (and yES it involves a child orgy but if u dont like dont read !!! its just fiction uwu)

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The pups love looking at old photo albums of their parents. Theres baby books, birthday parties, Bill & Bev from that 3rd grade play, school photos, and just some really good memories. They think it's really cool to see their parents when they were younger.

“Momma, you were so out of dad’s league when you guys were younger,” Camille says.

“Hey! Some of us take longer than others to have a glo up. Mine just happened to take twenty-five years,” Richie justifies.

Eddie turns to kiss Richie’s jaw. “It’s okay, baby, I always thought you were handsome.”

Evelyn makes throwing up noises before pointing to thirteen-year-old, chubby, awkward-looking Ben.

“That’s your uncle Ben,” Eddie says softly.

Theo raises his eyebrows. “Wow, I wish I could have that good a glo up.”

“Don’t worry, you’re still young,” Richie says.

“I’m eighteen, dad,” Theo points out.

Eddie covers his ears. “Don’t tell me that, it makes me wish we had more pups, I miss my babies.”

Evelyn kisses Eddie’s cheek. “Don’t worry, momma, we’ll always be your pups.”

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SARCASTIC KERMIT: an iteration of an original internet meme. I just added my own caption and repeated kermit images for content.

I am still playing around with typeface and what direction I want to really take 

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puppies

“I just can’t get over how good you look pregnant,” Richie hums, “we should do a pregnancy photo shoot.”

Eddie scrunches his nose. “You take enough photos of me pregnant.”

Richie hums. “Yeah, but we should get something professional done. You’d probably break the internet. Besides it’ll get the press off my ass about nearly killing someone in a Costco,” he says.

“I suppose I wouldn’t be opposed,” he admits.

Richie smiles. “Good, because I really wanna show off how amazing you look bred with my puppies.”

[edsbev]

the fact that Ben has to lose weight for him to be "hot" makes me sad. Love his fupa and dad bod!

dad bod ben is sO valid i wanna give him a hug

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Theres not very many pictures of Frank and Eddie together. But Went gives Eddie all the ones he found when looking through old photo albums, thinking that maybe he'd want copies. One of the last pictures is of toddler Eddie sleeping on Frank's chest in a hospital bed. He's bald, skinny and obviously ill but he has so much love in his eyes. Eddie frames them and they're scattered along the walls of the pack's home.

MY HEART HURTS.this is so sweet eddie would 100% be a sentimental hoe and have so many pictures hung up all around his house, especially the rare ones he has with his dad

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At first I shipped Stenbrough but then the deleted scene of Mike hugging Stan got released and I shipped Stanlon. But when I read your fic I realized that both together was god tier content.

y’all: fighting over whether stenbrough or stanlon is better

me: stanlonbrough

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Stan wears a suit with a piece of paper taped to his chest that says "sorry" for halloween. He's a formal apology

i love this but shitty halloween puns would be richie, stans disappointed in him