#sassfleet

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How did I miss these shots fired? Voyager should have been renamed Sasstrek. 

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Kivas Fajo: "Why don't you just go sit in the chair? Come on! Go sit on the chair!"

Data: "I do not intend to go sit in the chair."

Me: "SASSFLEET!"

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**ATTN SASSFLEET**

Due to the fact that we are a Roleplay group and we have Character roles filled that aren't being played, I need to know who is still active and who's not! If you are not currently active and you want to start getting involved, that's an easy fix. However, if you are currently inactive and are going to remain as such, please notify me so I can open up your position to someone else who wants it. I want Sassfleet to be in tip-top shape, and that means that sometimes something like this will be in order if I feel the need. I apologize in advance to anyone who may feel as if I am being unfair, but this is indeed a Roleplay Group, and I would prefer to have at least semi-active members. Thanks again to everyone.

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Pulaski: "Come here, Dah-tah"

Data: "Data. My name is Data."

Pulaski: "What's the difference?"

Data: "One is my name, the other is not."

Me: "SASSFLEET!"

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((I have nothing to do and I finally got Sassfleet all organized, so now I can roleplay with all of you who joined!))

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Goin' to bed. Drop me a line if you're interested in Sassfleet, and I'll get to it tomorrow. Good night, friends.

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Dances because people are joining Sassfleet and I'm really happy yay

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Sassfleet Masterlist: **UPDATE**

No seriously, I don’t know how to join the existing Star Trek RP groups (they scare me too), so I’m starting my own! Introducing Sassfleet, for the unadulterated reboot Sassmaster Starfleet Grad in you! We (I) are currently accepting applications for all positions.

On the Bridge—
 +Captain James T. Kirk- thetrekkiedetective +Commander Spock- pavalchekov +Doctor Leonard “Bones" McCoy- did-you-disengage-the-dampener +Lieutenant Nyota Uhura- OPEN
+Lieutenant Hikaru Sulu- OPEN
+Ensign Pavel Chekov- russian-whizkid-ensign-navigator +Doctor Carol Marcus- OPEN
 +Chief Engineering Officer Montgomery Scott- lotsofscotch

Villains, I guess— 
+Nero- OPEN 
+Khan- vanity-of-the-enterprise

Assorted Characters I Just Remembered— 
+Spock Prime- OPEN
 +Sarek- OPEN
 +Admiral Christopher Pike- OPEN
+Gaila- OPEN
 +Nurse Chapel- OPEN

This is for Reboot Roleplayers specifically. I can’t remember all the characters right now, so please notify me if you would like to apply for a character who is not listed here! We also gladly accept OCs, so don’t be shy! ALSO NOTE- This is a FIRST-COME, FIRST-SERVE kind of thing. This list will be updated as I get requests, so check back if you’re interested. Thanks!