Chokehold

Hi, I'm Virginia. 25. Married. Songwriter. Screenwriter. Editor. Musician. Latter-Day Saint. Constitutionalist. INFP. Enneagram 9(2)W8. David Archuleta. Star Trek. Star Wars and its True Legacy. Sherlock. Marvel. Naruto. The X-Files. The Orville. #ImpeachBiden. Ask is always open. You are always loved.

[tacofriendss]

Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.🏎

[titkoks]

[miss-moberg]

[skenpiel]

you can make him transparent, if you want to

[skenpiel]

wwth the powar of technology u can do anytbing

[toastbutteregg]

[afeelgoodblog]

Innocence …

[animal-factbook]

Dog owners please be aware.

[teamvoorhees]

REBLOG THIS PLEASE

[vaspider]

This is Snopes-confirmed. Also be aware this is very common in sugar free food of many kinds. The retriever puppy who I know of who died of xylitol poisoning got hold of a pack of sugar-free gum.

[veterinaryrambles]

Always good to remind folks - if it has xylitol, KEEP IT AWAY FROM DOGS! It induces profound hypoglycemia and liver failure and is life-threatening :(

[ruffboi-mags]

[yespumpkindoodlesthings]

Xylitol is also the typical ingredient in sugar free candies and some baked goods. Other names, if you’re checking labels:

What other names is Xylitol known by? Birch Sugar, E967, Meso-Xylitol, Méso-Xylitol, Sucre de Bouleau, Xilitol, Xylit, Xylite, Xylo-pentane-1,2,3,4,5-pentol.

A list of brands and products containing xylitol

[otakublog787]

[steven-universe-official-deacti]

Me, on fire, looking at this: haha good one

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

Damn you’re really having a bad day

[hitmewithcute]

Am I the good boy? Really??

[lloonlloon]

I mean this in the most sincere, heart-filled-with-love way, this dog looks like a worm on a string

[spiced-wine-fic]

[hotgirldaenerys]

it’s a space kissing adventure

[anxietyproblem]

[memeuplift]

[catchymemes]

[iabsolutelyresentthiswebsite]

So, my fiance is getting me into Avatar: The Last Airbender and decided to show me a clip from the live action movie by M. Night and I just had the most disgusted look on my face the entire time (2.5 minutes) and then I started yelling about, "See, Avatar is something I enjoy. I'm not going to buy the entire line of merch. But HOLY FUCK. LITERALLY NO BENDING EVEN LOOKS SORT OF GOOD. AIRBENDING LOOKS LIKE SHIT. WHOEVER-THE-FUCK THIS 'ONG' GUY IS JUST SENDS A MILD WIND LIKE, 'TRIP ON THAT, FIREBENDER.'

Due to my reaction, he wanted to show me a clip from the Dragon Ball Z Evolution live action movie to see my reaction. DBZ is something I have a limited exposure to. I had the same disgusted look on my face with a snarl on my lips and we started talk-yelling about it. He said, "See, I'm not of the opinion that Goku *has* to be Asian, but---" and I squat down and cut him off, "BUT HE HAS TO AT LEAST SORT OF RESEMBLE GOKU IN SOME WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM, BUT INSTEAD WE GOT THIS GENERIC 22-YEAR-OLD WHITE GUY PRETENDING TO BE IN HIGH SCHOOL WITH ZERO BODY FAT, NO MUSCLES, AND FOR SOME REASON, HE'S FUCKING AIRBENDING."

[rhiminee]

New pics by Louis Fort 🔥

More here

[superkursunaskr]

[theonion]

Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure

[labassecour-deactivated20180423]

Would that I could turn back the hand of time and warn the onion staffer who penned this piece. “Is it worth it,” I would ask. “Is it worth it?”

[j3ssk1mo]

truly a cultural reset