See You In Hell

This Is a pit of BBC hell. Doctor who, Sherlock, the thick of it, merlin, peep show, and many more. incorrect quotes and short story bits.

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[consultanttimedemon]

John: okay big guy what's your plan now??

Sherlock: well my plan relies on the probability that they have a nurses office and exactly how strongly you feel against being lightly stabbed.

John: Excuse me?

Sherlock: no stay right there

John: what-

John: *screams* I going to kill you! I literally going to kill you.

[consultanttimedemon]

Sherlock: JOHN! remeber when I said I will redefine the peoples understanding of psychological and biological approaches of criminology and you said sherlock shut up it 2am get out my room.

John: yes. It was 10 hours ago. What about it.

Sherlock: well I think I've done it.

John: can you talk to me after I've washed the shampoo out my hair!

[consultanttimedemon]

Client: *sobbing*

Sherlock: ah, I see you are distressed... I'll make some tea.

Client: oh no thank you I dont want tea

Sherlock: ...I didnt know that was optional... coffee?

Client: ah no I dont want a drink, thank you though.

Sherlock: john! What do I do now?

John: just sit down

Sherlock: I really wish you wouldnt force me to communicate with riff raff john! They are rude and stupid and smell out the apartment.

Client: uh.. I can hear you

Sherlock: good for you, can you understand what you hear though?

John: I'm going to bed. *leaves*

Sherlock: looks like someone just made first place in my next experiment

Client: are you going to kill me?

Sherlock: quite possibly. Tea?

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[consultanttimedemon]

John: what are you doing now!

Sherlock: do you know! The highest likely statistic of my death?

John: at the hands of your roommate?

Sherlock: no. In an accident john.

John: oh yeah, that's how I'm going to make it look.

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[consultanttimedemon]

Sherlock: He fancies himself a hero, but in classical literature the hero always dies.

Mrs hudson: oh my heavens *sips tea*

John: sherlock I swear.... listen if you cant handle this just tell me. Because I'm THIS close to canceling game night.

Sherlock: *dramatically* WELL hE gavE me a HINT jaWN. What's the POINT in playing if I get hints! I dont want to win if I'm allowed to!

Greg: honestly it's not that complicated and it's already taken you thirty minutes to guess.

Sherlock: *takes a deep breath ready to cut them down*

Mrs hudson: *whispers to john* shall I go get the brandy?

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Harry: You’re pretty cute when you’re nice.

Draco: What am I when I’m not nice?

Harry: Hot as fuck.

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Bby Mordred: Wait, you can actually read minds?! Not just telepathy?

Merlin: Yes. I understand if that makes you uncomfor-

Mordred: That's AWESOME. What am I thinking about right now?

Merlin: You're imagining me in Druid armour.

Mordred: Cool! What's in Gwaine's thoughts?

Merlin: Nothing child-appropriate.

Mordred: What about the Prince?

Merlin: Elevator music.

[consultanttimedemon]

WHEEZING

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[consultanttimedemon]

Uther: *smug* Welcome to England repression.

Arthur: ...good morning to you too?

[consultanttimedemon]

Gwaine: *struggling to walk straight after an evening in the tavern* Who needs these fancy pants straights.

Arthur: *helping him along* I think you mean Streets.

Gwaine: I said what I said, Arthur.

[consultanttimedemon]

Merlin hardly keeping it together: I might be a clown but I'll take you down, bitch.

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Gwaine: What do you think is the height of stupidity?

Merlin: I’m not sure, let’s ask him.

Gwaine: what?

Merlin, shouting across the field: Arthur, how tall are you?