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[jaikublog]

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[studiotheophania]

The positive side of the 12th House is its capacity for endings that don’t involve emotional evisceration.

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[sasstrology]

Here’s the overview for the week ahead. Details on this and more in the Love Horoscope at Sasstrology.

[starryeyebi]

the signs as broadway songs

aries: burn from hamilton

taurus: master of the house from les miserables

gemini: what is this feeling from wicked

cancer: death is just around the corner from the addams family

leo: dancing through life from wicked

virgo: science fiction from the rocky horror picture show

libra: the winner takes it all from mamma mia

scorpio: it can't be true from 13

sagittarius: i know things now from into the woods

capricorn: anything you can do from annie get your gun

aquarius: memories from cats

pisces: i feel pretty from west side story

[starryeyebi]

the signs based on people i know

aries: incredibly kind and respectful, but withdrawn. they take a long time to trust, but when they open up to you, they will be one of the most loyal friends you have ever had and one who will watch hannah montana with you at 4am. ... or they are literal trash.

taurus: your problematic fave. often doesn't think before opening their mouth. they're the type that makes weird noises and sends you snapchats of the ugliest face they can make. an incredible singer who falls in love deeply and fast.

gemini: they're terrible and rude or selfless and helpful. often a slut for BBC.

cancer: broadway trash. kicks their leg in the air a lot and is always a slut for tea and winged eyeliner. they're a bitch to people who they don't like and makes it very obvious that they don't like them - yet they're insecure and fragile. they talk loud and way too much. regrets fifth grade.

leo: one of the best people you will ever meet. incredibly loyal and there for you at all times. they can trust too easily and rush into things, but ultimately knows what they want. an amazing singer and obsessed with broadway - super creative. best person to go to concerts with. they never, ever fail to make you laugh and smile. loves steven universe and parks and rec and laughing.

virgo: loves blankets and flannels and makes some bomb ass puns. they have the coolest, most obscure taste in music and play an instrument. also - 10/10 eyebrows and rick astley lover.

libra: their eyebrows are the first thing you notice - they're fucking incredible. libras are rare and may not exist but when you know one, you know its special. they are insecure and spend a looooot of time in their room and they're really bad drivers, but they are incredibly loving and have a heated blanket obsession.

scorpio: they're the gossip hub. they hear everything and want to know everything. they aren't the ones to start rumors, but they won't hesitate to feed into the fire. they can be taken as rude and spiteful, but underneath it all they just want to impress and be loved by people.

sagittarius: quiet, but loud when excited. super friendly and says hi to everyone. can be a know-it-all, but they mean well. they get really passionate when talking about their interests. they tend to be in big friend groups, and usually try to impress when surrounded by people but are much better one on one. woke, but they hide it and you won't expect it.

capricorn: tumblr trash. super smart, but doesn't exactly have a work ethic whatsoever. they're really likable and pretty much everyone who meets them wants to marry them right away. insecure, but beautiful inside and out, even if they don't see it. smol bean. teaaaaaa. baaaaands. also????? POLITICS.

aquarius: meme-loving fuck. they have a shit ton of kinks, including lizards and the coen brothers. really intellectual and spouts philosophical ramblings out of nowhere. super quiet, but secretly controlling their loud voice at all times. always able to make you feel better and will pull an all-nighter to help you out. very nostalgic.

pisces: lover of aesthetics. probably runs a very popular tumblr blog. their feminist agenda is on point, and their fashion sense is goals. they go through quite a couple phases, but ultimately can make fun of said phases when all is said and done.

[sasstrology]

Mars in Leo, Moon in Sagittarius Compatiblity This couple’s fire will burn brightly. Mars in Leo’s glittering efforts will catch Moon in Sagittarius’ interest, even though she won’t care about the goodies he offers. What she will like is his flamboyant confidence; here’s a partner who can accompany her on her periodic adventures. Mars in Leo takes actions that make him look good. Even if he’s pulling out all the stops to court his lover, his efforts are based on his desire to express himself fully.

Read the rest of this compatibility match on Sasstrology.

[sasstrology]

Do you see no way out from your challenging natal placements? You may have an intellectual understanding of your natal square or opposition — and it’s all well and good to say, “I’ll just channel this energy into a healthier behavior that’s still ‘true’ to the meaning of the aspect” — but how exactly do you do that? Say you have problematic behaviors that you repeat over and over. You may be continually drawn to addicts or abusers or moochers, or find yourself in friendships with women who try to top you or steal your boyfriend, or you get love addicted over and over, driving past your boyfriend’s house six times a day. It doesn’t matter what the pattern is, so much as this: as hard as you try to change your behavior, you just can’t make much progress. You’ve tried psychotherapy, self help books … the list goes on. Is it the power of the planetary aspect, or the fact that the more you repeat the pattern, the more your neural connections get reinforced? If you keep riding in the same groove, it becomes more and more difficult to forge a different path.

Read the rest of this article, Changing Stuck Relational Patterns, at Sasstrology.

[sasstrology]

Cancer Obey an overwhelming desire to make a dream come true on the 3rd, when you’ll have the power to move mountains. A confession of love, marriage proposal or exchange of vows may occur on the 5th. The innovative energy of the 6th is ideal for developing bold business ideas. Resist the temptation to spend too much money on preliminary prototypes on this day; it’s better to perfect a formula before pouring lots of financial resources into it.

February monthly horoscopes for every sign are up on Sasstrology!