#sassy rhodey

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Bucky: A crush? On me? Scandal.

Tony: Who told you?

Bucky: Rhodes, duh.

Tony: That gossipy bitch.

Rhodey: [on the phone listening] You know me.

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[About Tony's latest invention binge]

Bucky: What?

Rhodey: Don't be mad at me. I mean, I can't vote against him.

Steve: Even when he's being crazy?

Rhodey: Well, what other times are there?!

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Pepper: We just have to really, really, really, not let stuff like money get--is that a hickey?

Tony: No, I just, I fell down.

Rhodey: On someone's lips? Where'd you get the hickey?

[Steve high fives Bucky]

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Steve: [about Bucky choosing Tony] Ugh, I can't believe my best friend sided with Tony.

Rhodey: Can't believe my best friend is Tony.

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Tony: Okay, everybody relax. Relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner, and not having sex.

Rhodey: Sounds like a date to me.

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Happy: Miami’s sordid sex scene, who’s to blame?

Rhodey: [pointing to Tony] That’s him, he’s the one!

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Bucky: Sonofabitch, you’re smart.

Tony: You forgot good looking.

Rhodey: [in the background] Now I’m nauseous.

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Tony: What would I do without you?

Rhodey: Oh suffer endlessly, no doubt.