#saw reference

[gethighdropacidneverdie]

[sawiibaseballbat]

I CANT PEFORM MIRACLES BTS

[mirroredmemoriez]

Line em up!

Bonus Amanda under cut….

I'd assume her long haired mugshot here is the one that actually would be in the line up? Due to the fact this happened BEFORE Jigsaw meaning before her big ol hair chop. But truly this one is way harder to find in the grand scheme.

[machinesympathizer]

Every director ever: We're going to use most of our budget on getting a younger body double or use de-aging CGI on you.

Whoever the Hell directs Saw: Yo, Tobin! Wear this baseball cap backwards! Yeah, it's for a flashback for John Kramer.

[distastefulkilling]

Some Mark Hoffman headcanons I made up because I'm bored.

🔞Some of these are a bit NSFW so bear that in mind. 🔞

And also spoiler warning if you haven't seen the movies yet.

★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

- His music taste is divorced dad rock but heavier/darker - things like Alice in Chains, A Perfect Circle, Cold etc.

- I feel like this would be his favourite song ↓

- He is bisexual because I say he is. Kind of repressed about it, but 50/50 in his preferences. He slept around and would engage in rough sex with both men and women during his days of heavy drinking just to feel something.

- He's never been in a relationship that lasted longer than a year. He's big on physical touch, but he's never been much of a communicator, which ultimately led to his previous relationships breaking down.

- Any serious relationships he has been in were only with women (as I said, repressed bi)

- Was placed in a foster home with a deeply religious family for a while, hates the idea of organised religion as a result. Religion in general, or anything that resembles it, makes him extremely uncomfortable.

- He hated Amanda because he assumed she was just blindly following whatever John did; which only reminded him of how said foster family would blindly follow their religion. I don't think he knew Amanda also rigged certain traps. It was part of the reason why he ended up blackmailing her.

- On that note, I read somewhere there was a scrapped plotline for the seventh movie where the survivors group actually turned out to be a cult led by Dr Gordon to continue John's teachings (please correct me if I'm wrong on this). I feel like those plans were already in place long before John died, Mark was aware of this but didn't know Dr Gordon was in on it. Needless to say he hated that idea which is why he went completely against everything John stood for; out of spite. He killed Jill because he saw her as just another blind follower.

- He was sexually attracted to Strahm in some kind of way, still hated him as a person. Strahm felt the same way about him.

- I love coffinshipping with all my heart but let's be real; Those men either would have hate-fucked once to get it out of their system, or shared a kiss while both of them were blind drunk. Either way, they'd have come to an agreement to never speak on it again.

- He's more of a cat person. He would love a Maine Coone. As for dogs, he likes smaller breeds, the larger ones scare him (that was pretty much canon in V lmao). The only time you will ever see this man genuinely smile is if it's around a cat.

- Has one tattoo, an anchor on his inner bicep. He got it to represent his sister. After her death, he couldn't even look at it.

- Is a heavy sleeper. Snores a lot. Takes up the entire bed, steals all the blankets, does not give a fuck about it. He's also like a human furnace so good luck to whoever spends the night with him, especially in summer.

- Douses himself in aftershave. He's really particular about smelling good. He basically smells like a mixture of that, black coffee and cigarettes.

- Likes watching really dark, gritty TV series. He isn't one for movies. If Hannibal was made during that time, he would be all over it, I defy you to tell me otherwise.

[achromatophoric]

Far into the future, where Auntie Yoko babysits Enid and Wednesday’s six year old at the Addams family manor.

Shelley: *from the next room* Auntie Yoko! Come play with me!

Yoko: Here I come, you little gremlin! *dashes into the next room*

Yoko: Hah! I found— *looks around the empty room* —you?

Yoko: Shelley? Where’d you go?

*CLUNK*

Yoko: *spins around to find a heavy metal door blocking the way she came*

Yoko: What the heck?

*CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLUNK*

Yoko: *slowly turns to take in every barred window and sealed doorway*

Yoko: Uh. Shelley? What’s going on?

A burst of static hisses from a speaker in the ceiling.

Distorted voice: Would you like to play a game?

Yoko: 😐

– Moments later at a fancy restaurant in town. –

Enid: Huh. Yoko just texted.

Wednesday: Oh?

Enid: Yeah, she’s asking if we’ve shown Shelley the movie Saw.

Wednesday: Hmn.

Enid: I wonder why she’s asking. I mean Shelley’s like way too young for that movie, right?

Wednesday:

Enid: Right?

Wednesday:

Enid: *scowls* Wednesday Friday Addams, please tell me you did NOT show the movie Saw to our highly impressionable six-year-old genius of a daughter—

Enid: —who we left in the care of our close friend, a friend who is doing us a humongo favor, in a mansion full of weapons and torture devices.

Wednesday:

Wednesday: I’ll get the check.

Enid: WEDNESDAY!

Wednesday: *defensively* The fault is not entirely mine. Need I remind you who taught her to do Puppy Eyes?

Wednesday: Besides, there’s no reason to panic. Tanaka should be fine as long as Shelley hasn’t discovered Great Uncle Helsing Addams’ hidden armory—

Wednesday: —entry into which is nigh impossible without the family key. Even then, we would be alerted of any such trespass by this enchanted ring. *holds up her hand*

Enid: *icily* You mean the one that’s glowing?

Wednesday: Pardon? *glances at the brightly glowing ring*

Enid/Wednesday: 😡😒

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Oh.

Enid: Oh? OH?!

Wednesday: Please, my dear. We can discuss our mutual responsibility for this oversight after we’ve rescued Tanaka.

Enid:

Enid: 🤬‼️

[revoltingcakes]

Another Halloweeny doodle! Reverse bear(ger) ehehe

[quitomi]

"HIS NAME IS BONS BURGERS POMNI HE WAS MADE FOR THIS JOB!!!"

I’m too lazy to finish it 😓

The angels have spoke to me and said "Bon. Bon burge. Bon burge in tadc."