Claude: Sorry, but you're under arrest for robbery.
Diana: ? What did I steal?
Claude, trying not to cry: My heart.

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Claude: Sorry, but you're under arrest for robbery.
Diana: ? What did I steal?
Claude, trying not to cry: My heart.
Spoon: I made a pretty webtoon!
Plutus: You fucked up a perfectly good fandom, that’s what you did. Look at it. It has anxiety.
Spoon really fooled us with the pretty and sparkly art. Now the whole fandom needs therapy
[note: Plutus is the author of the novel]
Felix: W-why is Claude crying in the bathroom?
Diana, sighing: He’s drunk.
Felix: ...? And?
Diana: He heard I am married.
Felix: But he’s your husband??
Diana: I know...
[In the bathroom]
Claude, his face buried in the sink: *sobbing silently* I missed the chaNCE oF mY lIfE....
[in a LP -like world, after Athanasia’s « execution »]
Lucas: Can I have a moment alone with her?
Felix and Lily: Of course. *go away, still crying*
Lucas, to Athanasia: Listen, I know you’re not actually dead.
Athanasia, opening her eyes: Yeah no shit.
Lucas: Ok I’ll come to dig you up around midnight.
Athanasia: we gonna run away together?
Lucas: Of course.
Athanasia: Sweet.
[After Felix discovered that duke Alpheus is possibly being controlled, he starts fearing receiving a similar treatment]
Athanasia: Felix, what have you gathered about the possible traitors?
Felix: Well, here is a list of all the suspects I’ve found so far.
Athanasia: Oh, nice. *reads the list*
Athanasia:
Athanasia: Felix, your name is on the list.
Felix: I can’t remember where I was seen last Saturday, therefore I have no alibi. I’ve been trailing myself for days.
Basically Felix after meeting chubby Athy...
Claude after Lucas becomes his daughter’s playmate: Ah, yes. A great magician surely is worthy of being my daughter’s friend.
Claude after Lucas gifts Athanasia a rare (fluffy) creature (dog): hum... I’m not sure I—
Claude after Lucas gifts Athanasia a dragon: ... A dragon is a worthy pet for my daughter.
Claude after Lucas asks for Athanasia’s hand in marriage:
Claude: LISTEN HERE YOU LIL’ SHIT—
Claude’s patience died.
Little Athanasia: I’m a little scared of papa...
Felix: Do not be, Princess! He wouldn’t hurt a fly.
Little Athanasia: O-oh! Thank you Fe—
Felix: He would kill a man, though.