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Captain on a sinking ship: Women and children only!

Girls: Oh no! I’ll have to leave my husband behind!

Athanasia:

Lucas:

Athanasia: 👀

Lucas, sighing: OK. FINE. *turns into a child*

Athanasia: *grabs Lucas* YEET

Claude: IT’S MISSING

Diana: What’s missing?

Claude: The little chubby thing!!

Diana, turning to face Claude with baby Athy in her arms: Little chubby thing...?

Claude: Oh, there it is.

Diana: YOU MEANT OUR CHILD—

Claude after Lucas becomes his daughter’s playmate: Ah, yes. A great magician surely is worthy of being my daughter’s friend.

Claude after Lucas gifts Athanasia a rare (fluffy) creature (dog): hum... I’m not sure I—

Claude after Lucas gifts Athanasia a dragon: ... A dragon is a worthy pet for my daughter.

Claude after Lucas asks for Athanasia’s hand in marriage:

Claude: LISTEN HERE YOU LIL’ SHIT—

Claude’s patience died.

Little Athanasia: I’m a little scared of papa...

Felix: Do not be, Princess! He wouldn’t hurt a fly.

Little Athanasia: O-oh! Thank you Fe—

Felix: He would kill a man, though.

Jennette: *drowning*

Claude:

Claude: I’d save her, but who am I to play God?

Felix: We all know you’re in love with him, Your Highness.

Athanasia: What—? I’m not in love with Lucas.

Felix: I never said who :)

Athanasia:

Felix: :)

Athanasia: LISTEN—

[In Claude’s office]

Claude, mumbling: Somehow, I feel like killing, today.

Lily: *about to enter Athanasia’s room*

Athanasia: It’s me again. I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won’t runaway.

Lily, softly: :( oh, princess...

Athanasia: Maybe send me an angel. The nicest angel you have.

[Meanwhile]

Lucas: *about to wake up from his slumber*

Claudiana in a nutshell

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