Scarecrow! doesn't buy his clothes full price. Ever. Never has, never will, this man thrifts everything. Between the materials for making fear toxin, paying his goons, paying for rent and getting food for his crows, he can't really spare a penny. He once tried making his own drugs for the fear toxin, and it left him with a nasty scar on his face. But when he's finally sick of some of his old clothes, he's taking you by the wrist and dragging you to the car. You ask where he's taking you, all you get in response is a grumbled "its a surprise." As he drives further from the big city and more towards the calm, cool parts of New York. Not exactly suburbs, but not tall sky scrapers either. And once he parks, you two are off into the area.
Scarcrow! takes your hand to remind you he isn't mad at you, he's just a grouchy old man as the two of you walk into a CHKD Thrift store. You spend hours there. He is searching every rack to see if he can find any treasures, he even shops in the women's section for sweaters. No rack is left untouched. And don't worry, he's picking out some cute clothes for you too. Please, if you match his fall aesthetic, this man will not be able to stop showing you to coworkers. Doesn't matter, he's proud of his partner. When you finally leave the store, the autumn air hits your lungs and the leaves crunch under your shoes. But once he takes all your clothes back to the car and will just stand there staring at you. He will just stand there staring until you say something about it.
Scarecrow! just looks confused. "This is a date. What do you want to do?" So only now does he specify this is actually a date. He's awkward, we all knew this already. If you can't pick where to go next (especially since this is a new area for you) he'll take you to a local coffee shop called "Burial Grounds." If the name wasn't enough, the inside was all black, the staff looked like they belonged at a rave, and the decor was ready for halloween. Yet it's some of the kindest people you will ever meet. They're friendly, they seem to already kniw Jonathan, and They're fun to talk to. The vibes are definitely something Jonathan would be drawn to, no wonder he'd want to go there. What's nice is even if you don't want coffee, they have good options for teas and lattes. Over all, it's a nice spot to just sit down and chat (if you like the spooky things.)
Scarecrow! would be sitting down with you in the coffee shop, but he made today a date day, so he's walking around to take you on a date. Now, he's never been big on affection. Some nights, you may get a little bit of spooning if he's feeling nice, but he's mostly independent from you. He isn't really around enough for quality time or acts of service, and he's shit at praise, so gift giving is his biggest way to show affection. So, he's taking you everywhere and buying you anything you want. Its also because he feels bad for nkt being able to treat you better. He feels guilty, but at the same time, he couldn't lose you to the world.
Scarecrow! takes you to all the shops. The Crystal shop? He gets some shiny stones that remind him of you (Crow brain.) Candle shop? Be free, enjoy yourself. He loves candles, so get as many as you could ever want. There are some small stores with other fun trinkets, he's all for it. He is literally willing to go into a toy store with you if you want to get a cute stuffed animal. Or 3. Not like you two don't have the plague doctor plush duo at home.
Scarecrow! taking you to all his favorite places. The little book store that feels unreal. The beauty of it all, the smell of old books, the quiet atmosphere. He even got a few books for himself when you teo stop in. He takes you to the tea shop he gets his blends from. Even if you don't drink tea, you can enjoy the smells of all the flora. And it's even better if you like tea. He takes you to the little flea market that is always happening there, seeing small little local creators. There's one sun catcher he buys for its Halloween feel. Plus some bleached tie-dye shirts he got 2 of so you two could match. Lastly, he takes you to his favorite spot of all. A little antique and oddity shop. Bones, charms, incense, tarot, old creepy doll Jonathan knows too much about- all of it feels so eclectic. So delightful. You walk out with over $100 worth of goodies from there, and neither of you could be happier. Over all, it's a very random date, but when he's feeling romantic there's no better way for him to show it than buy you stuff you want. He'll definitely take you back there again.
A/N: this was strongly based on a little vintage shop I live near by and Olympia, Washington. Just go with it, trust 🙏










