Dear Evan Hansen Script Act I Scene II
Heidi , in her nurse scrubs, on her phone, a bit hurried, an eye on the clock.
Evan, at school, on his phone.
HEIDI: Shit, honey.I know I was supposed to pick you up for your appointment. I'm stuck at work. Erica called in with the flu and I'm the only other nurse's aide on today, so I volunteer to pick up her shift...
(Evan is used t this, almost expected it.)
HEIDI: It;s just, they announced more budget cuts this morning, so anything I can do to show that I'm, you know, a team player...
EVAN: It's fine. I'll take the bus.
HEIDI(Relived): Perfect. That's perfect. Oh and I'm going straight from here to class, so I won't be home until late, so please eat something. We've got those Trader Joe's dumplings in the freezer...
HEIDI: Did you write one of those letters yet? Dr. Sherman's expecting you to have one. "Dear Evan Hansen. This is going to be a good day and here's why"?
EVAN(Lying): Yeah, no, I already finished it. I'm in the computer lab right now, printing it out.
HEIDI: I hope it was a good day sweetheart.
EVAN: It was...yeah, it was really great.
HEIDI: Great. That's great. I hope this is the beginning of a great year. I think we both could use one of those, huh? Shit. I have to run. Bye. I love you.
(Heidi hangs up and goes.)
Evan opens his laptop and begins to compose his letter.)
It turns out this wasn't an amazing day after all. This isn't going to be an amazing week or amazing year. Because...why would it be?
Oh I know. Because there's Zoe. And all my hope is pinned on Zoe. Who I don't even know and who doesn't even know me. But maybe if I did. Maybe if I could just talk to her, then maybe... maybe nothing would be different at all.
I wish that everything was different. I wish that I was a part of...something. I wish that anything I said...mattered, to anyone. I mean, face it: would anybody even notice if I disappeared tomorrow?
Sincerely, your best and most dearest friend,
WAVING THROUGH A WINDOW (REPRISE)
When you're fallin' in a forest
And there's nobody around
When you're fallin' in a forest
And there's nobody around
(Connor enters holding a piece of paper.)
Connor: So what happened to your arm?
EVAN: Oh, I um, I fell out of a tree actually.
CONNOR(Can't help but laugh): You fell out of a tree? That's the saddest fucking thing I've have ever heard. Oh my God.
(Evan tries to laugh along.)
CONNOR(Noticing): No one's signed your cast.
EVAN: Oh, um, you don't have to.
CONNOR: Do you have a Sharpie?
Evan reluctantly pulls out a Sharpie, hands it to Connor.
Evan watches in dismay as Connor signs his name in an outsized scrawl, covering an entire side of the cast.)
CONNOR: Now we can both pretend that e have friends.
(Evan takes the marker, turns to go.
Connor hold out the piece of paper.)
CONNOR: This is yours? I found it on the printer. "Dear Evan Hansen." That's your name, right?
(Evan fells a surge of fear.)
EVAN: Oh that's just a stupid, it's a paper I had to write for a, um, for an assignment...
(Connor looks down at the paper.)
CONNOR: "Because there's Zoe." (Realizing.) Is this about my sister?
(Connor's mood shifts suddenly, abruptly.)
CONNOR: you wrote this because you knew that I would find it.
CONNOR: You saw that I was the only other person in the computer lab, so you wrote this and you printed it out, so that I would find it.
EVAN: Why / would I do that?
CONNOR: / So I would read some creepy shit you wrote about my sister, and freak out, right? And then you can tell everyone that I'm crazy right?
EVAN: No. Wait. I don't even, what?
(He exits with the letter, as Evan calls after him.)
EVAN: But I really, I need that back. Please. Can you just, can you please give it back?