Me: standing outside my house hearing an ice cream truck but not seeing it
Voices: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Me: standing outside my house hearing an ice cream truck but not seeing it
Voices: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A hole in every plan
Those who know me know that during visual hallucinations I use my phone camera to check if what im seeing is real so if I were to see bugs crawling on the chairs I can take out my phone and nothing would appear on the camera screen. (Pretty smart right?) Well little did I know that this coping technique would also lead to my downfall.
On the tube one night I encountered two grim-looking roaches to which by habit I pulled out my phone to check if it was real (just out of curiosity more than concern) Right when my camera app opened I saw one of the creepy boogers of Satan dart up my trouser leg and thus began the running up and down of the tube carriage screaming, jumping and swatting at my leg until I either heard a crunch or saw something fall out. Luckily the little shit did fall out within 20 seconds or so and I proceeded to sit back in my chair to ride in silence determined not to make eye contact with anyone on the tube the rest of the trip.
A New Tone
So having a look though the forest of psychosis/schizo posts I found that it’s highly negative and rather harshly themed. Trust me I know it’s shit but let’s try throw some more light hearted stories up there. I’ll try go first so go easy on me since I’m new.
So the other day I was headed back from my partners place after watching some movies and it’s around 11pm so I decide to grab some McDonalds on the way home and that’s when they woke up voices: Don’t! STOP! Stop eating!! Don’t eat that! He’s getting food; don’t eat, STOP (absolute bombardment of warnings not to eat)
So there I am standing by the screen, which you order food from, and I’ve lost my desire to eat but I’m pissed off. I start tapping away and instead of getting a cheeseburger decide to get 2 double cheeseburgers, a drink and 5 chicken strips with dip and I ate every god damn fucking bite. I’ve never felt so sick.
I wasn’t even that hungry but I’ll be fucked if I let them win again.
*walks past dude wearing a vest in winter*
Voices: loser, stupid, dont do that, idiot, loser
me: lol got that right