#school joke

[unwelcome-ozian]

Hi guys! Sorry I am late with the weekly funny… I hope you see this.

For the back to school crowd, here is a list of books never written:

‘When does school start?’ by Wendy Belrings

‘High School Math’ by Cal Q. Luss

‘Best Subject in School’ by Jim Class

I hope that you all have a great and peaceful week. Take care,

Those are fantastic! I hope people get a chuckle out of them as I did.

Thank you.

What do you call a hippie’s wife?

Mississippi.

We hope you have a splendid week as well.

Take care,

Oz and Ozzie

[r-dankmemes]

[dailydadzone]

Dad Joke Time

Dad: Hey Son, Did You Know English Jokes Make Me Feel Numb. 

Son: That's Pretty Weird

Dad: Yeah, But Math Jokes Make Me Feel "Number".

[dancedance-resolution]

me, sitting down to open microsoft word and start my essay: it’s time to times new roman the fuck up in this joint

[eyecaretoomuch]

me @ 7.30 pm: ugh I wanna go to sleep, can't I just leave this homework til' tomorrow

me @ 2.30 am: why wouldn't I want to watch all of the princess diaries movies again, i see absolutely nothing stopping me or anyway i'll regret it in 4 hours

[palehcneydew]

why do you write like you're running out of time?

its a timed essay

[landedladycatandtenkey]

Some times the phrasing of school questions is very funny to the tired mind

Brought to you by my Art 101 class

[image id: An online quiz with the question “Which aspect of Donatello's David most reflects the influence of humanism on Italian Renaissance art?” above an image of Donatello's David (the freestanding sculpture of a male resting on the sword in his hand, while wearing nothing but his tall boots and hat). Below the multiple choice answer “the nudity” is selected]

[average-day-memes]

When I Walk Into Class Late: