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I feel like we need some clarification

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This is a Kimono (Japanese):

This is a Hanfu (Chinese):

This is a Cheongsam (Chinese):

This is a Hanbok (Korean):

Any questions?

ao dai (vietnamese)

hellotailor

THIS POST IS IMPORTANT.

aliastrench

It’s interesting to note that that the garments that have a cross over style when worn correctly are all worn with the left breast over the right.

fulcrumstoried

That is because these countries tend to wrap right over left when they are wrapping the dead.

failnation

This general store sign showing that there is actually a difference between jelly and jam

lazy-duck

[image description: a general store sign that reads:

WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE?

Preserves: Made from cooking the whole fruit

Jam: Made from cooking mashed fruit

Butter: Made from cooking strained fruit pulp

Jelly: Made from cooking fruit juice

/end id]

the-weaver-of-worlds

Oh I didn’t know that, that’s fascinating!

fishingboatproceeds

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

arkham

this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it

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charredasperity

In memes where text or panels are edited the originals are always the funniest, case in point:

vedajuno

amygdalae

databasecorrupted

I CAUGHT A GASTLY IN A FUCKING BURGER KING

GOTY

kimojunk

HE WAS WORKING THERE

elpatrixf

a-flickering-soul

*takes a fat sip of my tea* what a great day to remember that you cannot “detox” your body, nor do you need to!!! your liver works very hard to do that for you (your liver, coincidentally, does not need to be “detoxed” either).

also a fantastic time to remember that detox/weight loss teas are diuretics and are designed to shit yourself to a certain weight, activated charcoal is useless unless administered as poison control by a medical professional, and please get yourself vaccinated!!!