The Epitome Of Randomness

Jesus is Lord. I'm LandedLadyCatAndTenKey on Ao3 as well, if you want to check out my random ramblings. ;

[landedladycatandtenkey]

[landedladycatandtenkey]

!!!!!!!!! @fanfiction-artist-prototype I finished it. The very circular family tree of Peter “Pete” Parker Howlett (Spider-Man) !!!! And just in time to be a Hobbity birthday gift too

This was so much fun to work on and i think I’ll do a flat one with fancy scrollwork/decoration on the sides, but not right now...later (soon)

i thought the red-blue were (squinting) Spider-Man colors and i did the lines with a whiteout pen. Most of the details for the tree come from Peter's conversations in chapter 13

I nearly forgot Victor and he didn’t fit nicely on the front. So I stuck him to the backside of Logan, I thought it was thematic. Past and future Peters are not really different people, but the dream sequence in chapter 20 probably lets me get away with putting him on both sides, like a mirror around a corner.

the two imbedded links are short videos showing off how it rolls and where exactly Victor is spacially, respectively. Tumblr will not let me upload more than 1 video so OneDrive workaround here we are, if you can't see them tell me and ill try to fix it.

also, my first mock up and one of my favorite free online family tree maker's finest attempt to help me get this family plotted out

anyway thanks @fanfiction-artist-prototype for making such a convoluted family tree for me to do paper craft of and such a wonderful story to inspire

Shameless fic rec: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59726128/chapters/152339734 Passing Through (Can't the Future Just Wait) by FanFiction_Artist_Prototype

[fanfiction-artist-prototype]

OMG OMG OMG OH I LOVE THIS SO MUCH ITS SO COOL!!!

This is fantastic and the fact that it's cylindrical alrbdkjfh

(Also spoilers but not quite, the fact that Victor is on the back/mirroring Logan works SO WELL for an idea I have that's set technically after the events of Passing Through!!)

And lmao once you put it to paper it really does just look complicated doesn't it

[landedladycatandtenkey]

🥰

💃🏻🕺

I’m so glad you like it!! I wanted to put Victor on the tree but he didn’t fit nicely and he’s not actually part of Peter’s made up family so i thought behind Logan was fitting because that’s where he is in the story. eeeeeeee uncovering more authorial ideas is exciting!!!!!! I love Logan and Victor by extension. They are just so juicy

If Peter was just Peter Parker (Spider-Man) his tree would be simple, if he just got adopted by Logan it would be simple, but noooo he just had to meet the Parkers again and make me put them on the tree twice *rolls eyes* I love him

[landedladycatandtenkey]

Prototype's tags:

#'victor isnt part of the family' so funny story- *i get kidnapped off stage by a shepards hook*

[powderbrushart]

The last days of calendaristic spring are almost over. It already smells like summer, the breeze is warmer, the greens are lush and the days are longer and longer. Still a bit to go until they peak in the Summer Solstice in June.

As for me, I am happy to share here with you my latest sticker sheet, that I've been working on for a long while. It's finally done! It's an early spring themed artwork, but  if you love those wet and crisp days of March, it's probably for you 💫

Instagram II Etsy

[sleepykitten012]

Recently binge read Wings Above, Leagues Between by @haleswallows and couldn't get the image of Tim snoozing in the sun with the dragons from chapter 18. The whole fic is really lovely but I thought that chapter was especially fun.

Go get your dragons, Danny!

[rigil-kentauris]

*me, getting ready to hit you with a sick-ass keyboard smash*:

[deadddeviant]

I see your Palm keyboard and raise an IBM Butterfly keyboard. 

[jennifire]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE

[hyratel]

it’s called “the late 90s/early 00s was a WILD time in consumer electronics”

[himbodiaz]

would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?

[hmslusitania]

I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it

[tevankinkley]

also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever

[faerytale-wings]

My parents are both named Terry (spelled differently) but I’m pretty sure that’s one of the reasons my mom never changed her last name.

People would call and ask for Terry and child me would be like “boy or girl?” And they’d panic and hang up. My mom found this endlessly amusing.

[tungledotfuck]

Why would you leave this GOLD in the tags??

[faerytale-wings]

Had to submit it to the tags for peer review

[knittingontheroad]

I know a woman with 2 first names, whose last name growing up was Chapman. She married a man whose last name was Chapman. So her name is Something Someone Chapman Chapman.

[draconym]

My friend Sam is dating someone else named Sam. They refer to this as Sams Club.

[frownyalfred]

*slaps the hood of all my fics* these babies can fit SO much “Gotham is an eldritch entity with a deep connection to Bruce Wayne that he desperately tries to ignore” in them actually

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags

[philosophicalparadox]

For the record. The answer is about one pint. It doesn’t take very much to interrupt that process since an erection fundamentally depends on having “normal” blood pressure that’s then elevated by hormones and vascoconstrictors to a specific threshold.

So anything that lowers the baseline blood pressure— including even minor blood loss — will ruin the ability to get or maintain an erection.

That said. No two people have the same blood volume, so it’s really more accurate to say that about 10% total blood volume loss would make an erection impossible, and anything over 2% would make it more difficult to get or maintain one.

So a small guy that weighs 100 lbs has about 6 ish pints of blood, And would have to lose .5-.6 pints (about 1-1.5 cups) of blood before an erection became nigh impossible. Precious little, in the grand scheme of things.

Note that this does NOT scale like that, a 200 lb person doesn’t (usually) have 12 pints, they have closer to 10, because blood volume decreases slightly as body mass increases because the body builds more efficient pathways for it and more capillary vessels for even distribution. In point of fact, the maximum amount of blood a human body can possess at all no matter how big they are is around 12 pints. I have deleted my elaboration on this, but just. Know that there is a reason for the maximum size a healthy human in good body condition can be.

[wisteria-lodge]

[aphony-cree]

Saw a commercial that said “without the letters A B and O there’d be no you”

It was about blood types

As someone versed in fanfic tagging, that’s not the first thing I thought of

[sorryimnotthatkindofdoctor]

This needs to go with the deli sign that asked, “how do you top your sub?”.

[aphony-cree]

This is now officially a thread for things that make fanficcers stop and blink

Please add more

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i don’t want to reblog this but i genuinely want to read more examples so

[extreme-technicality]

May I present:

This monstrosity

[moonblossom]

Every time I see the title of this TV show on the program guide I do a double-take

[zoycitem]

My humble contributions

[hey--its--hay]

My Twinkies Halloween edition

[todesboten]

…

[wordsofdiana]

I’ve had this saved on my phone for like a year and I just …

[libraryogre]

[cipheramnesia]

Call out post for literally everyone I know and also me.

[lesbianladyeboshi]

[arialerendeair]

I will never be over needing to reset my password on my Prime account only to be granted my OTP.

My One True Password.

I died.

[transmortifried]

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

I’m dying over the knock-off Kit-Kat! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[s-h-a-s-e]

my contribution :)

[wolfpurplemoon]

someone already added a tesco example but they also have this:

[lokaror]

GOUGAR CLAIMS COOL ROCK

[ubersaur]

God forbid women do anything

[justpastsaturn]

She had a good time, too

[ceasarslegion]

"The soviet union wasnt that bad, youre just poisoned by american propaganda" BRO THERE WERE GULAGS

[ceasarslegion]

Ah yes, stalin killed 9 million people, the official response to political opposition was an ice pick to the brain stem, an entire country was starved by force with the explicit intent of genocide-as-punishment, they did forced imperialism, had a direct hand in the establishment of north korea, and the soviets took the flag in berlin because they originally allied with nazi germany in WW2 until hitler betrayed them and the allies let them have their revenge. But yeah the USSR was a beacon of a communist utopia and everything bad ever said about them is just fake news because if america was bad in the cold war surely the soviet union had to be good

[ceasarslegion]

Congratulations everyone this is my first ever post about a political opinion based on historical events that got to 400 notes without someone calling me a fascist and threatening to kill me <3

[justawholedumpster]

I sat in a hotel bar in the Czech Republic and listened to a guy in my choir talk about visiting a communist museum on our choral tour of Europe (we were americans in university).

Ted: I know that they, like, have a experiences with communism and everything. But, like, i think we should take what they say with a grain of salt.

Me: ...👁️👄👁️

The guy was disappointed because he thought the museum was going to be PRO COMMUNISM. IN EASTERN EUROPE.

[the-davest-of-uncles]

[partywithponies]

[partywithponies]

[caz-the-yarncromancer]

First time I see the full lyrics without it being take me to snurch (snail church)

[darrenpillowscriss]

What really makes this for me is that OP could have phoned it in on the chorus and just repeated the same fics, but no. They found a unique one every time. Class act.

[unpeeled-human]

special defense

does this count as anything ???is this art

[unpeeled-human]

im capping it at 59k notes. thats it. shows over everybody

[you-stand-corrected]

[reblogs anyway]

[denkoo]

kitty

[frogthatatetheclover]

I love when the problem at hand doesn't require the skills of everyone on the team, so even though it's a dire situation they just have to entertain themselves. Like, in 5x1 Sam and Jacob are working to repair the spaceship:

And Jack and Daniel are just:

One of them brought that ball on a mission to space....

[riflebrass]

@salt-n-tigers and anyone else who got one of those popcorn poppers because of me make sure you use denatured alcohol for the fuel. I've heard that some of these poppers say to use mineral oil but it's super sooty. I found denatured alcohol in the hardware store next to the paint thinner.

[salt-n-tigers]

Thanks for that. I am currently trying to get the damn thing to temp sittin outside the pub with a wind using sterno and I’ve been turning this damn thing for almost 40 minutes now and just got it to 2 chins per yen or whatever the units are trying to hit 9+

[riflebrass]

Yeah the instructions say outside weather can do that. If you have a tray or something that can block the wind it would be a big help.

[salt-n-tigers]

I’m trying to block the wind but I’m too far into it to walk away now.

[riflebrass]

Also I'm not sure how high the sterno flame reaches. The alcohol burner kinda wraps the whole cylinder in flames.

[salt-n-tigers]

Well, shit! lol.

After almost 2 hours I got bored and impatient and fired off the propane torch to add some heat. The pressure started rise almost immediately. Suddenly it was at 8 yuan:Xi or whatever and you’re supposed to pop it before 10. In my haste I managed to put the device in the bag backwards, which wasn’t a big deal but did manage to burn the nylon mesh…. And also the popcorn.

Oh well, now I know how to do several things as well as how not to do a few things.

I am wanting to figure out what raw wheat to use for cereal, Sugar Smacks were a favorite as a kid. Also want to make some popcorn again and try it with salt and butter.

It was fun really, I am not put off by my failings. There were some idiots that had seen a few YT videos of these things exploding or something so they stayed away from me and hid fearing a real eventful explosion lol. Will try again with knowledge i gleaned from today’s experience

[riflebrass]

Remember when you were a kid and you burned fish sticks on the outside but they were still frozen in the middle and you said it was okay because they balance each other out?

Yeah you did the adult equivalent of that with extra steps lol.

[malivana]

Orodreth and mountains just because I thought it was funny, and also daemags(?is that what this ship is called?) because I love this ship, and a small sketch of Feanor with a medallion that shows Nerdanel(He misses his wife)

More daemags(+maglor with horses)

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

MY STUPID FUCKING CAT WONT STOP TRYING TO TOUCH THE BEEHIVE