Jaune: ...Who goes there?
Ruby: AAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Jaune: Hm? Ruby...
Ruby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! Oh my gosh, sorry!
Jaune: It's good to see you. The name's Jaune
Ruby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! OH, WAIT, WAIT! I'M NOT READY! I'M NOT READY! HA HA! WAIT, I'M NOT READY! Okay, okay, okay... (Breathes fast) AGH! AAAAGH! AAAAGH! Okay, okay, okay! Okay... Ugh...
Jaune: I'm looking for a ma- You've got a... Peep for me there...
Ruby: PFFFT! ...Wait. Oh my god, no, wait...
Jaune: (Reading) "I want Jaune to breed me."
Ruby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! OH MY GOD! HAHAHAHA! HE'S READING MY PEEP! Wait!
Jaune: "I want his babies."
Ruby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! OH MY AGH!
Jaune: "Please, I want the leash. I want the collar. I'm drooling."
Ruby: (Gasps) Agh!
Jaune: "Woof. Woof. Woof"
Ruby: OH MY GOD I HAVE TO PAUSE THIS! I CAN'T! OH MY GOD! AAAAAGH! HA HA! WAAAAAIT! HAHA! Oh my god- ARFARFARFARF! HAHAHA! AAAAGH! I can't! I'm so embarrassed! My face is so red, I have to- Oh my god! (Sighs) Oh, I can't, I have to- Oh my god...
Jaune: Well... What can I say, Ruby? Um...
Ruby: ...
Jaune: I'M READY WHEN YOU ARE~.
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