#scottish problems

[unseelie-ghuleh]

Gale force winds. Horizontal rain. And I can hear the frickin ice cream van. Only in Scotland

[aweesassenachlassie]

Oh look, another glorious morning in the North East of Scotland... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿☔️🌊

[purplenerd777]

Tea Physics

has anyone else noticed that tea goes past the perfect temperature far faster than coffee? one second you’re enjoying a cup to bring some warmth into your body, and the next the mug is slightly less warm so you might as well take a sip, but it’s already much colder than tea is good to drinK???

[lunacatriona]

Can any Scottish person hear the following songs without singing along and/or dancing?

Loch Lomond

500 Miles

Auld Lang Syne

Skye Boat Song

Flower of Scotland

Scotland the Brave

Caledonia

[ruindunburnit]

I hate that I have to think about family planning while being so young and single. There’s so much to consider, especially as a trans man. If I plan to adopt, I can give a needy child a good home. If I plan to conceive myself, my child could fulfill the prophecy and kill Macbeth. It’s a really tough decision to make.

[aweesassenachlassie]

It’s 12 o’clock at night here. Could I stay up for the Outlander NYC Paleyfest Panel!? 😘🙏🏼🤔😴

On one hand, I’m very sleepy...

On the other, Sam’s hair is everything! so...

I guess I’m staying up! 😂🤷🏼‍♀️😍

[i-eat-asphalt]

I quite often say "good lad/lass/lay" in casual conversation but I'm always scared someone will take it the same way as the sexualised "good boy/girl"

I don't see it that way bc I'm Scottish and it was never euphemised to me and it's just generally profoundly unsexy to me lol.

I still get a little nervous that people do take it that way though and I'm unintentionally presenting myself that way.

[clockworktangie]

Scottish gal issues: when you remember Burns Night three days late and believe whisky is a genuine ingredient when cooking haggis, neeps & tatties 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿