#scp 807

[daily-scp]

1/15/17 - SCP807, “Heart Attack on a Plate”

SCP-807 is a salmon-colored ceramic dinner plate 20 cm in diameter with the words "Last Chance Diner" printed on the edges in white. A small piece has been chipped out of one edge of the plate, just above the letter D. There are no manufacturer's marks, and to date, all efforts to find the restaurant in question have failed.

[randommasterofthestars]

Scp 807 Aka Heart Attack On A Plate Well first of I am going to state, I don't eat or encourage eating any greasy fryed meals. [WhAt AbOuT ThE DeEp BaTtEr MaRaThOn We AtE NoT FiVe MiNuTeS AgO] Shhh Don't go saying that, nevermind back to whatever. So 807 is a salmon [PiNk] diner plate about 20cm with the words "last chance diner" plastered on the edges. [CrOsS ReFeReNcInG AnD AlL I CaN FiNd Is A MoViE FrOm 2010 CaLlEd ThE EnCoUnTeR] So it's fictional, sigh nevermind. Anyway 807 turns any food on it into a more fatty sodium and cholesterol form of itself. [SoUnDs DeLiCiOuS] Once the food has changed, it's aroma becomes unimaginably cravable. [ThAtS NoT A ReAl WoRd YoU KnOw] Once you have inevitably eaten the food, you shall have a heart attack within around 5 or so minutes, due to the giant fatty build in the main arteries. [WaIt In ThEoRy a ByPaSs As SoOn As CoUlD SaVe YoU] Speaking of who's hungry.

[loutrem]

"Anyone who does consume said food, however, will undergo cardiac arrest within five minutes of finishing their meal, due to sudden and massive fatty buildup in the major arteries. In some cases, immediate bypass surgery has been shown to be effective in saving the life of a subject."

worth it