#screamingarrows

[grimreaver]

reaver doing what he does best: taking out the trash.

bonus ‘omw to wreck a fuck boy’:

[wickerjulias]

God you know what I can’t stop thinking about?

That vine where the kid falls off the diving board and someone recording goes “he needs some milk!”

okay and I can’t stop thinking about the Hulk absolutely slapping Thor’s body around and Loki just “he needs some milk!!”

I’m wrecked

Like I can’t work I’m thinking about it so much it’s so funny. “He needs some milk!” Ahdjfk

asjhfhjksadfhsah you scared me for one minute and now i can’t stop laughing omg adnskjfsk this is the funniest fucking thing i’m dying

[empath-demon]

 I was tagged by @screamingarrows​

Name: Zoe

Gender: f

Star Sign: Aries

Height: 5′6″ (167cm if ur too cool for inches)

Sexuality: Bi

Lock Screen Image: 

Teacher Crush: Never had one

If You Could Go Anywhere: I want to go back to Inverness

Where do you see yourself in 10 years: Probably under a cat

Coolest Halloween costume: I was Kim Possible my senior year of high school

Favorite 90s show: It’s gotta be Stargate: SG-1, no hesitation

Last kiss? That was my friend (if you’ve been around for the past however many years you might remember the crush-who-must-not-be-named. It was him). Back in January

Ever been stood up? Nope.

Fave shoes: I have one pair of shoes that I wear every day, it’s gotta be those.

Fave fruit: Mangoes, but pineapples are awesome too. 

Fave book: Monstrous Regiment by Terry Pratchett

Stupidest thing ive ever done: I was on my way home from a student exchange trip in Asia when I had an 8 hour layover in Beijing Airport. I was really hungry, so I walked around the terminal to see if I could find any food. I kept strictly kosher at the time, and since everything was in Chinese I decided to eat something with a brand name I recognized to make sure I wasn't accidentally eating pork or shrimp. So I got to the convenience store and they didn’t really have anything to eat, but they did have mentos. I figured mentos should be fine. 

I was wrong. 

The mentos were fruit flavored, which I found odd for a mint but okay. I had five or six before I got on the plane. They went down a little weird but I figured that was just travel stress. I had a couple more once I was on the plane. About two hours into the flight I decided to have another. The guy sitting next to me took a break from sucking his girlfriend’s face long enough to turn to me and point out that these mentos were not mints. They were gum. 

I couldn’t eat or take a shit for the next day and a half. To this day that is the stupidest thing I’ve ever done.

I tag: @theoppositeofnormal @psychochromatic @ate-babe @charyzard @looney-nat @arwen-of-bajor @superbuffpottpine and @anewyorktimesbestsellingauthor

[happyhornqvist]

if you had to watch one movie for the rest of your life, what movie would it be?

what we do in the shadows!! it never gets old and tbh i’m overdue for a rewatch

[seasidefanasties]

@screamingarrows out here actively trying to kill me upon this night

[anakinskywalkher]

@oldfashionedvillain, @keoghanbarry and @screamingarrows

thank u <3!

@oldfashionedvillain

Do they follow me: Yes | No

Do I follow them: Yes | No | Now

What I think about their blog: where to fucking begin. its so cool and neat ugh. we should talk tho <3

@keoghanbarry

Do they follow me: Yes | No

Do I follow them: Yes | No | Now

What I think about their blog: its hella on point alright. love the blue touch!

@screamingarrows

Do they follow me: Yes | No

Do I follow them: Yes | No | Now

What I think about their blog: ur seriously one cute person also pls teach me about hockey bc i dont understand jackshit

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[spyderinej]

PHIL KESSEL IS SHAPED LIKE A FRIEND

[ladiekatie]

tumblr is being a butt and won’t let me reply to replies sooo

 @screamingarrows i appreciate your honesty. the beard isn’t for everyone but that beard is right up my alley. *swoons*

@exhuastedpigeon Idk maybe? I don’t really know too much about the comics, i stick to the CW shows, movies, and cartoons on netflix. but i’m always down to fall into a new hole.