oh myg GOD jade leech mischaracterization needs to be studied
1. please flanderizing his obsession with mushrooms!!
it’s canon that before mushrooms he was super into manholes (?) stated in his platinum wear ssr vignette, and the mushroom obsession will pass eventually 🥲
he also doesn’t yap and think about mushrooms and botany all the time! yes he’s super into it but he’s not gonna drag everyone’s ear to talk about it
2. which leads to my other point that any memorabilia that he would give to people would NOT be mushroom related
no, he will not make you a mushroom keychain friendship bracelet
no, he will not propose to you with a mushroom engagement ring
no, he will not gift you a fucking mushroom every time you meet him on a special occasion
jade is a very observant person, if he truly cares about you, he will go into the efforts of gifting you something that is perfectly catered to your tastes and wants. he’d remember things you want and like to the point where it might be borderline creepy, but it still goes against the fact that he’d give you mushroom paraphernalia
3. HES NOT A SOCIOPATHIC SADISTIC MASOCHISTIC FREAK OMFG
YES he easily gets bored YES he MAY have SOME sadistic tendencies much like floyd but NO he will not go into fucking heat seeing you squirm in fear 🥲🥲 the stereotype is funny but please stop watering him down to some freak
Yes he thinks it’s fun teasing and toying with people but (this applies to BOTH OF THE TWINS) they still recognize them are (mer)people and they don’t go against boundaries to like visibly and purposefully go against their boundaries— they both hold some level of distance and respect omfg how do you guys think the twins managed to be friends with azul for so long
yea when they were kids jade and floyd maybe poked fun a lil at azul’s chubbiness but it wasn’t borderline bullying to the point where he might’ve been uncomfortable and hurt, which is what azul literally experienced with others in his childhood making him want to go ahead of everyone else leading to his his fucking overblot 😭😭😭😭 if azul can see the difference between bullying and slight teasing jade and floyd did then YOU should be able to see that because the way some of you guys write the twins to be borderline bullies is concerning
People get freaked out by them but that’s literally before they even do anything, it’s just due to their tall stature and scary demeanour 😔😔😔
TD;DR jade isn’t some mushroom obsessed yandere freak 🥀 thanks for coming to my ted talk