things to script : KATSEYE EDITION
a list inspired by manon’s hiatus, katseye's undeserved hate train, and the absolute hell that is stan twitter
— scooter braun is CUT from the program permanently 💀 no ceo position, actually no position at all
— hybe x geffen isn’t a zionist and racist company + they don’t have a history of kicking out black girl group members
— the company and fans don't favor certain members over others
— katseye doesn’t have any nasty mean spirited staff working for them aka missy and too many white people
— dream academy was either released predebut in a normal korean survival show fashion OR it was released at the same time without the inflammatory edits that were only meant to start drama OR it wasn't released at all
— if you do decide to still keep dream academy, the executives don't work those girls to the bone like slaves and don't continuously push them to practice when they're ill
— there isn't an unspoken expectation for everyone to work and overly push themselves no matter how they feel in terms of health
— everyone in the group is allowed to shine with equal opportunities, brand deals, lines, nice outfits, etc.
— any and all choreographies are made to show all of the members and don’t hide any of the girls in the back for minutes at a time
— katseye’s fandom isn’t infested with insane solo stans with hate boners for any of the members or western pop fans who are obsessed with the idea of them disbanding and going solo like fifth harmony
— the girls are allowed to write and release songs instead of constantly buying songs that don't fit their vibe ( first in my bloodline you will have your moment in my dr TRUST )
— there’s more authenticity and artistry put behind the group + people stop calling them manufactured, soulless, and spiritually israeli 😣
— the girls’ relationship is just as strong as they portray on camera, and there isn’t any underlying animosity, jealousy, racial bias, etc.
— katseye isn't used as some sort of experimental group to figure out what works for prelude
— none of the girls go on strange hiatuses for anything other than health issues
— nobody leaves the group until like 7 years into their career
— fans don't constantly hold on to stuff that members did or said in dream academy and stop using it for gotcha moments
— none of the members have snakes or fake friends in their circle and they know how to pick their friends wisely
— none of the girls are dating chuzzy loser ass men who are way too old for them ( #choplando ur a dud )
— there is a change in their discography, and you either add or take out some songs ( i fuck with gnarly but i can't have bad music being our main public image )
— eyekons are more diversified in age and don't completely consist of 10-year-olds on tiktok
— they stop releasing eps and actually release full albums and well thought out bodies of work ( because why is wild another ep....? )
— every member is fully appreciated for their role in the group, and their skills aren't heavily compared
— random people don't feel comfortable speaking on the looks of young women and saying that their presence in the group isn't needed ( megan babes get behind me )
— no one is sexualized before they become an adult
— fans don't weirdly infantilize yoonchae because she's korean + they don't constantly insist that she wants to be in a kpop group
— that grant guy isn't their choreographer anymore
— the group explores concepts that fit every member and their personal styles
— everyone who has made it into the group lets go of that overly competitive mindset from dream academy and understands that they don't have to continue fighting for their spotlight
— "fans" aren't racist to any of the girls in defense of their bias
— if your s/o is a kpop idol, then katseye is able to promote in korea for longer periods of time and do more activities like variety shows
— the group gets sufficient breaks and time off to spend with their families in their home countries
— no one attributes the group's success to one singular person
— fans and non-fans stop being obsessed with who they believe has "star power" and who doesn't ( i'm so tired of that phrase )
— no serious injuries that are life threatening ( daniela having an injury that could potentially paralyze her???? )
— the members don’t have to go on weverse every other day and clear up fan assumptions or rumors
— maybe just a bit more media training involved and everyone in the group thinks before they speak
— geffen actually does their job and makes appropriate statements for unclear situations regarding the group
— the group has amazing stability while singing along with an all rounder status when it comes to talents
— the girls have better, more appropriate outfits that still look cunty and interesting without them having to be half naked + no more bra and pantie looks
— they don’t have to perform ad choreography and monster high songs on a tour + hxg stops insisting on letting them tour with a tiny catalogue of songs
— the bad facial expressions and over dancing comments are permanently laid to rest
— no weirdo parents who say strange things about certain members ( i’m looking at you mr. avanzini )
ꪆৎ LILI'S COMMENTS : back from my unofficial hiatus after a month with a lil something quick 🫶🏾 might add more points if i think of anything else
