#sdv ask meme

[stardewsnail]

You really been putting out the content, thank you! For my after dark question, what was Elliott’s first experience with cock warming?

Thanks! It's been really fun and great exercise to prep for Camp Nano :)

✰ Stardew After Dark ✰

⋆ Snail's Directory ⋆

-> MINORS DNI

He whined as his partner shifted, reaching for her book now that she was  settled in his lap. 

“Focus, El,” she chided, her breath hot on his ear. He could hear the smirk in her voice. They sat facing each other, chests touching, her arms over his shoulders as she read. Behind her he stared at the laptop atop the tray table on the bed. Her legs were slung over his, crossed behind his back, keeping herself anchored on his cock. He tried to keep his breathing even, typing out a few words he wasn’t sure actually made sense.

He was supposed to be writing but all he could think about was the wet heat of her cunt enveloping him. Elliot didn’t think he’d ever been so hard—this was torture. But that was sort of the point, wasn’t it? To sit, consumed, on the brink of pleasure?

She chuckled at something in the book, her core tensing, squeezing for just a moment. He let out a low groan, nails digging into her lower back. He needed to finish this chapter. 

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Stardew Valley ask meme!

I decided to make one! I don't know if these have already been done before but here ya' go!

👩: The first bachelorette you fell for

👨: The first bachelor you fell for

👤: The name of one of your farmers

❤: Favourite heart event

🎶: Favourite song from the soundtrack

💝: Favourite bundle

🎁: Least favourite bundle

😘: Favourite villager

😒: Least favourite villager

🌄: Favourite farm type (Standard, Riverland, Forest, etc)

🗻: Mushroom cave or Fruit bats?

❓: Favourite secret in the game?

💰: JojaCo or Pierres?

💭: Favourite Stardew theory?

[rumpixel]

❓💭😘

Thanks, anon! Sorry, this got a bit buried in my notifications!

❓: Favourite secret in the game?

Everything to do with Lewis’s purple shorts. Fuck that guy. I got your shorts. I fucking used a gold bar and borrowed a sewing machine to kit them out with a fancy gold trim. Yeah, I even stood outside of the Saloon and waited until you went in. I waited until everyone was in there. The whole fucking town. I walked in wearing your goddamn shorts, what are you gonna do about it you shitty-ass mayor? Huh?? YOU CAN’T STOP ME. YOU CAN’T STOP ANY OF THIS—

💭: Favourite Stardew theory?

Oldie but still a goodie: Rasmodius is Abigail’s real dad. Abigail is a magical girl. Also Linus is a straight-up druid.

😘: Favourite villager

Sebastian, Rasmodius, and Linus. I can’t pick between the three, okay. Well, maybe I can. Maybe I’ve written 144k about a stupid basement troll who loves frogs.

[stardewsnail]

⭐ Stardew After Dark ⭐

⭐  MINORS DNI

⭐  Open for N/S/F/W requests! I will be doing drabbles and head canons 

⭐ Eligible Characters: SDV only (no SVE) adults NOT Evelyn and George

Either

→ Send in a character + spicy ask

OR

→ Send in a character + a number from the list below

Do they masturbate? (how/how often?) 

Do they watch porn? (Favorite category?) 

Any sex toys? 

Must-haves on their sex playlist?

Ever improvised when they had no sex toys?

What non-sexy thing turns them on? 

Body count?

What’s their go-to foreplay?  

Do they have (insert kink) ? 

Most sensitive body part (not genitals)

Ever had a one night stand? Thoughts on one night stands?

Do they take nudes?  (what kind of nudes?)

Favorite sexual fantasy?

Sexual fantasy they would most hesitate to bring up? 

Ever sexted with someone?

Do they ever dress up for themselves?

Wildest sex story?

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❤️

❤: Favourite heart event

Hmm that's a difficult question since I haven't had many heart events. So out of the ones I have had I'd say either Leah's picnic heart event or Shane's heart event with the chicken coop. (I can't remember how many hearts are needed or either; it's been a while since I played and looked at the wiki lol)

Thanks for the ask!!

[stardewvalleyquotesbutitswrong]

😘

😘: Favourite villager

Out of the marriage candidates I love Shane and Leah, and out of the normal villagers I love Evelyn, Jodi, and Gus.

Thanks for the ask!!

[stardewvalleyquotesbutitswrong]

👩 😒 🗻 💭 (sorry if some of these were already asked!)

That's okay!! No need to apologize for being curious!

👩: The first bachelorette you fell for

I answered that here

No need to worry though!!

🗻: Mushroom cave or Fruit bats?

I went for the Mushroom Cave! It's more consistent than the fruit bats and it makes more money so I can buy fruit trees faster

😒: Least favourite villager

That is a hard question- actually- no it's not. I completely forgot about Morris.

Morris. I hate him with a burning passion. Him and Pierre. But if I had to be locked in a room with one of them for 5 hours I would choose Pierre.

💭: Favourite Stardew theory?

I really like the theory that Rasmodius is Abigail's real father. I also saw this one theory on youtube that was a theory about Shane and Jas.

Here is the link to the video.

Thank you for the ask, anon!!

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❤ for the ask meme

aaaaAAAAA SO sorry for the late resoponse, anon!!!

❤: Favourite heart event

That's quite a hard one! Especially since I'm still on my first playthrough and haven't seen many heart events; but I guess that's my fault for putting that one as an ask XD

I think my favourite one out of the ones I've seen is Shane's six heart event. I feel like we get to see a nicer and more vulnerable side to him, of which we didn't see before aside from his four heart event.

I also like it because we get closure. Kinda. He says that he's gonna go to therapy and try to get better; which I really like. And before that, with the part where he's in the hospital.

Then again, I also really like his 7 hearts event. For that one I like how it shows that he's actually making an effort to become a better god-father to Jas and he shows that he's making an effort to cut back on his drinking.

Tbh I just really like shane soooo...

Thank you for the ask, anon! And sorry again for the late response!!