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call me Snail • 26 • Virgo • they/them • The sdv brain rot is here • minors dni my dudes Requests are: OPEN - Alex Requests ONLY

[stardewsnail]

Snail’s Directory

Updated 1/1/2024

ANOUNCEMENTS:

I'm back! Currently I'm NOT doing any of the SDV after dark, SFW alphabet, or NSFW Alphabet. The ones in my inbox right now were all submitted after those events ended, so for the sake of catching up, I'm deleting them. I have other prompts (drabble/ficlet/smut) that I'm currently working on and will be posted in the coming days.

NOW for the bit you're all waiting for--this month the theme is ALEX

I'll probably be posting an ask game, but in the mean time I am ONLY accepting prompts surrounding Alex :)

Missed you all, glad to be back!

THE RULES 

Fanfic

The Frog Prince (sebastian x f!farmer)

Bachelors

Sebastian

Alex

Sam

Harvey

Elliot

Shane

Bachelorettes

Emily

Haley

Abigail

Leah

Penny

Maru

Other

Morris

Requests ft multiple characters + Misc

Appearance HC

Jealous Bachelors

Jealous Bachelorettes 

Bachelors seeing sex toy

Sex dream (Emily, Penny, Seb, Shane, Abigail, Elliot)

Shane x Farmer x Harvey poly hc

Shane x Harvey “Is this your first time?”

Falling for F!farmer (Haley, Leah)

Goofy/charismatic farmer (Haley, Harvey)

Bachelors react to the strap (f!farmer)

My Art

Farmer Elle

Elle going out

Farmer Andi

The Frog Prince cover

Spicy Alex x Farmer Elle

[bluetraverser]

I wanted to re-promote this mod because it's genuinly the sweetest Elliott mod out there. The depiction is sweet and caring with a hint of spice here and there and there are just a lot of truly sweet lines. If you're modding your game and are into Elliott, this one is a must.

Elliott's Extensive Marriage Dialogue

Replaces Elliott's marriage dialogue with over 400 lines of new dialogue.

If you do play it, please endorse the modder and consider tipping them if you can afford it.

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

[doobiescoob]

Why would you hide this in the tags

[chilewithcarnage]

[zmpl]

“don🦍t believe anything your brain tells you after 9 pm” wrong. the prime time for decision making is when you🦍re sleep deprived

^example of what life would be like if we used gorillas instead of apostrophes

[waxskies]

sdv bachelors sexting

Alex

➛ Has a folder of nudes for just the occasion.

➛ Tells you to say when, and then starts sending you an onslaught of pics.

➛ He’s not great with words, but he’s happy to send you a video of him masturbating and moaning your name (what a distinguished gentleman).

Elliott

➛ Sends tasteful black-and-white nudes that leave something to the imagination.

➛ When you’re busy and he’s feeling a little neglected, he will send you erotic poetry that makes your ears turn beet red while reading it.

Sebastian

➛ He only sends nudes when he’s high and horny.

➛ Will text you things like, “You wanna ride this cock? I know I want to see it in your mouth.”

➛ Only sends pics of his hard dick and nothing else.

Sam

➛ He texts you nudes when he’s all alone and missing you.

➛ He likes to pose for you and takes full-body pics.

➛ Will text you “please” and “help.”

Harvey

➛ Won’t send nudes but enjoys having phone sex.

➛ His glasses fog up while he jacks off to the thought of you.

➛ The little noises you make while touching yourself are enough to make him come all over his hand.

Shane

➛ Cannot take a dick pic to save his life. Every dick pic he sends is blurry.

➛ He gets frustrated and tells you if you want to fuck to just come over.

[podcastwizard]

someone post the dancing crab it feels appropriate

[podcastwizard]

[stardewsnail]

So I came back but uh

I’m getting divorced

So idk how active I’ll actually be

[grecoromanyaoi]

[grecoromanyaoi]

[ospreyonthemoon]

PUNIC WARS THREE

[grecoromanyaoi]

[thanook]

PUNIC WARS FOUR

[ohhgingersnaps]

opening up my own fanfiction document on my personal laptop to see if the author has updated it yet

[haeidys]

Just a regular Saturday evening in Pelican Town

[fleetinginfinities]

in my headcanons sometimes Sam is a Vans Guy and Sebastian is a Converse Guy and other times it’s the complete opposite. what is this about

and what does it say about my brainrot

[currynnnnn]

when the new farmer who thinks they're your friend (they are) calls u up in the dawn of your day off to tell u about stuff you dont care

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

*clang* *CLANGG* *clang clang KLINK* *CLANNNNNNNNG* oh sorry i didn't see you there i was just hitting my sword against things

[stardewsnail]

Farmer Elle, or, the one where Alex realizes something about himself

(Emos only look like this 10% of the time and Elle is no exception)

Redraw of this w/her redesign :)

[amygdalae]

Love how by late game in stardew valley you can cast spells and teleport and change the weather and talk to animals and commune with spirits and dwarves and shadow entities but the only person who even acknowledges that you aren't a normal farmer and you've literally become a wizard is the one other wizard in town

[stardewsnail]

Farmer Elle is back with a new redesign!

I’ve got some Elle/Alex drabbles in the works too!

[soleniax]

my comfort Stardew Valley character (and Alex :b)