Not me literally being surprised by the sex scene with Dorian oh my god
I mean- I swear had NO idea-
I only went to my quarters bc I had just bought a new bed after a lil shopping spree in Val Royaeux and I wanted to see how it looked in the room but then it triggered a cutscene and Dorian came up to my Trevelyan already whispering on his ear and grabbing him by the waist and I just sat there with my flabbers gasted 😳😳😳😳😳
And the aftermath?? With Dorian walking around the room naked and yapping about decorations bc he was too scared to talk about what they just did?? And the fear but also the relief and the sheer hope in his eyes when my Trevelyan reassured him about his intentions????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Bitch I was just redecorating Skyhold a bit before closing the game and going to sleep why must you hit me with a 10 ton truck of tenderness, passion, chemistry, raw emotions and every possible thing that is capable of making sure I don't get ANY SLEEP AT ALL
I had to physically refrain myself from SCREAMING bc it's late and I have a sister and neighbours, holy shit man I really wish I had some mental prep before jumping into the scene it was so beautiful but now I have a sore throat and my sleep is GONE 😩😩
And the fact that dating Dorian as a Trevelyan is quite the High Society Scandal™️ - confirmed by the orlesian courtisans that hang out in Skyhold, the people from the Chantry, Leliana's agents gossiping amongst each other, Josephine and by Dorian himself - is also not helping on my task of calming my brain the fuck down so I can get some decent sleep, the already emotional moments have the room to be even more charged by this-
You know what I'll shut the fuck up I really do need to be sleeping rn, good night y'all 🥹










