get out!
bllk crack drabble suggestive/no smut
acting shocked when they walk into you changing ＠shidoglazer
ft : sae , rin , kaiser , nagi
(i’m not writing an intro for all of them im lazy)
your boyfriend texted you that he was coming home from practice soon, and you immediately got to work for your prank.
you got ready inside the bedroom, wrapping just a mere towel around your bare body before sitting in front your vanity table. after awhile, as soon as you heard his keys jingling in front of the door and his footsteps approaching the room, the door creaked open. you put on your shocked face and yelled at him,
“AH! i’m changing! get out !!” and his reaction?
｜sae itoshi
immediately shocked and offended, but listens anyways and closes the door and waits behind it. he’s in incredible disbelief right now, i mean, you used to walk around the house with those skimpy pyjamas that barely covered anything, but when you have a whole towel wrapped around your body, he suddenly can’t see you? meanwhile, you were snickering and holding back your laugh at how quickly he complied.
sae let out a breath before knocking a few times on the door, “you done?” and you don’t respond. not because you don’t want to, but you can’t. it’d be impossible to keep this act up without laughing out loud.
only after awhile, you finally respond. “yeah! i’m done, sae.” and you can hear him mutter out a “finally.” before opening the door. you were dressed in those skimpy pyjamas that he knew too well of, cocking an eyebrow as he leans against the doorframe.
“you don’t let me see you in a towel, but you’ll let me see you in that?” much to your surprise, he was more offended than embarrassed that you shooed him out when you were changing. you narrow your eyes at him and tilt your head in mock confusion, “what about my outfit??”
he drops his duffel bag and shuts the door behind him, walking towards you. “doesn’t cover your cleavage. doesn’t cover your stomach. or your thighs. this is more revealing than that towel. plus you’re acting like i’ve never seen your nude body-”
“enough!!” you shriek out in embarrassment from how unfiltered he was (though you’ve known, but you’ll never get used to it.) “it was a prank! i was kidding!” and sae rolls his eyes, slapping your cheek gently to tease you, “better be.”
｜rin itoshi
flinches when you yell, immediately shutting the door and trying to process what happened. but before he does so, rin is basically a blushing mess from embarrassment. then he figures he should probably say something to you. he knocks on the door a few times, stuttering, “a-angel, i’m sorry, i didn’t know. didn’t mean to walk in on you.” and this is when he starts to get confused at you.
hasn’t he seen your bare body multiple times? you’ve even showered together, so why..
and now he’s overthinking. he hadn’t even given you a chance to reply to his apology before immediately blurting out, “are you mad at me? did i do something wrong?” and its weird that he hears a muffled giggling in the room. now he really thinks he did something wrong. you’re giggling because its pathetic he’s apologising, (thats what he thinks) because he fucked up so bad that not even an apology can fix, oh god oh god oh god.
“..baby, please respond?” its almost pitiful at how whiny his voice sounds, almost as if he was on the brink of crying. you try to be as silent as you can and ignore him, but your body betrays you by getting up and walking towards the door. i mean, who could resist him?
he lets out a breath of relief when he hears your footsteps patting against the floor towards the door, as you open it you’re met with your boyfriend frowning like never before.
“rin-” you try not to burst out laughing as you cup his cheeks, but it proves to be useless as you start to giggle, burying your face into his shoulder. “baby, i was kidding, its a prank.” you look up to his face, and its more relaxed. also evident from the way his hands slithered to your waist to hold you close. he wasn’t mad or upset, just relieved, obviously he wasn’t about to say that tho. “..you’re cleaning the bathroom today.” he says before burying his nose into your hair, inhaling your scent. “oh cmon!”
｜michael kaiser
doesnt even try to step out. he’s cocking an eyebrow at you after you yelled at him, crossing his arms and leaning against the doorway. “get out? its nothing i’ve never seen before, sweets.” his smug voice makes you want to rip his skin off.
“its not the same! get out misha, i need to change! just-” before you finish your sentence, he’s slammed the door shut and walked into the bedroom as if it was the most casual thing ever (which it is, but still,) he takes off his sweat-dampened shirt, throwing it into the laundry basket.
you’re confused, but you’re more distracted with his glistening abs, his sweat emphasising his six pack, but before you got too dozed away he starts .. whining?
“oh my goddd! i’m changing too! get out get outtt! you’re staring like a pervert!” he mocks you in a high pitched tone before going back to his usual self, scoffing as he sits onto the bed, looking at your face through the vanity mirror. “that’s how you sound right now. shut your pretty mouth and just change, what are you worried for? don’t trust me?” he scoffs again.
“you’re so infuriating .. makes me wanna maul your face off.” you roll your eyes before getting up and walking to the closet to pick out your clothes, you can basically feel his eyes burning into your back. “death by the hands of a princess? how nice. doesn’t change the fact you sound ridiculous complaining about me being in the same room while you change.” “shut up!!!” you reached out to a random piece of clothing in your wardrobe and threw it to his face, unknowingly throwing your bra.
michael closes his eyes as a soft “thud!” was made when your bra landed on his face, then falling onto his lap. he looks at you with that hellishly smug expression as your face contorts to one of terror. “is this an invitation? don’t mind if i do.” he starts walking towards you with a (😈) expression, and all you can do is roll your eyes and get ready for whatever he has planning for you.
｜seishiro nagi
hes in the middle of playing his games when he walks in, pushing the door open with his foot and doesn’t even notice you were there until you yelled at him. he flinches like a cat who just touched water as you do so, immediately getting out of the room ( even tho he doesn’t know why, he didn’t hear most of it. he just heard you yell at him to get out so he did )
he stands there dumbfounded after shutting the door, his character on the game already died and his heartbeat still accelerating from the sudden fright. he puts his phone back into his pocket before knocking on your door lightly
“hun… are you okay? are you doing something wrong? i didn’t see what you were doing if that makes it better.” he waits for a response, but you can’t even respond to him because you yourself is confused. “wwhat?! i’m changing! i didn’t do anything wrong!” you yell from inside the room, and he tilts his head in confusion. he doesn’t bother to say anything more before walking back into the bedroom shamelessly.
“hey! whaddya think you’re doing?!-” he shuts the door and immediately heads for the bed, groaning out of comfort. “i won’t look. i jus’ wanna lay on the bed.” this man was unbelievable.
“it was a prank, for the record.” you mumbled out, staring at your boyfriends figure, laying on his stomach while sprawled out on the bed. “hnn. pranks. t’much effort to react after practice. reo made me run 10 laps today. tired.” he barely gave you any reaction. what a party pooper!
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a/n havent wrote kaiser or nagi in a hot while so here u go 😇
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