May 26
You are so funny omg pls never go bald
Uhm... thank you?? But no promises gng
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You are so funny omg pls never go bald
Uhm... thank you?? But no promises gng
One minute you're sitting down to take a little chore break and the next there's a kitten laying on you and it's dark outside and you're 1k words deep into yet another Fitz getting dommed fic that you never actually planned on writing (I'm lying I will stop writing Fitz getting soft dommed when I'm DEAD ONLY)
HSGETEYSVSHSUA YALL YALL I GOT AN IDEA WHAT IF SHSHEHDJDJEJSU
What if: hear me out hear me out: several demigods who go home for winter will come back with all kinds of show references and stuff, right? So one time sombody brings a cutout version of one of those pear phones from nickelodeon and asks the hepheastus (how do I spell that why is English hardd) kids to make it, or if it's possible to make, and these kids. Oh my gods they go to town
Building those phones. They have so much fun with it and I jsgshshahshdjdha they make so many, taht it becomes a buisness. They get in touch with nickelodeon and offer to sell them as long as CHB gets like 75% of the profit or whatever and THEY AGREE!! AND ALL THESE LIDS ARE SO HAPPY AND IM CRYING I WANT ONEEEE
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FRONT MAN...... THAT'S IT THAT'S THE POST
it’s not a breakdown if there’s [insert artist or song i’m into right now] playing at full volume to drown out my thoughts!!