#serketservice

[dekuzcrub]

i'm a little bit picky but in the not picky way.

tumblr user serketservice

[dekuzcrub]

tumblr user serketservice sucks.

[dekuzcrub]

jEYDEN HEY ur rly cool and we should be friends you're one of my favorite mutuals okay yes do you do the snapchat thing?

omg. omg yeah totally i got the snapchat thing.

my user is swaggintable!

[karcrab]

ew who would want to date u

i could ask u the same, u fucking nerd

[karcrab]

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are u tonight?

idk aren’t those like, the same option

[karcrab]

alright, asshole (cinnamonndicks), six selfies that tickle my peaches and make me feel good.

I pass the gauntlet to serketservice, smoochdude, dominodamsel, and adelineskull

[karcrab]

Talk about your girlfriend

hOLY MOLEY BATMAN OKAY BEWARE OF MUSH

she is the ultimate babe, i swear, and the sweetest person i’ve ever met. we fit so fucking well, and i’ve never been as happy as i am with her. she came in at a really bad place in my life, and she’s really helped pull me out of that. for that, i will always be grateful. but she’s also a gay nerd and has gross cooties. good thing she’s a hot potato. 

[karcrab]

Jordan; day, Jay, princess homo; 16; fluid; gay as fuck; rly white; taken by a super nerd wow you must be a nerd too; me, brownies, pizza, and affection; sonic, losing an argument especially ones about sweaters; you are very small and fragile

good tho u missed my hate for lightning mcqueen and im obv not a nerdalso i love you, fucking nerd