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[wolfboything]

I long for people who don't exist

My home is gone and I am doomed to suffer

[thecrucibleffxiv]

LIMSAN MAN GOES FISHING, INSTIGATES DISASTER. YOU WON’T BELIEVE HOW THE APOCALYPSE BEGINS!

Have you noticed hours passing by without remembering what happened? Have you blinked only to see that day has turned to night, and night to day again? Were you exploring ancient ruins and found yourself suddenly ejected?While information is still coming in and reports are conflicting, we at The Crucible have the truth on hand:

A Sea Wolf man has reportedly gone fishing in the vicinity of Outer La Noscea, and in doing so has fished up a legendary sea serpent that is bound to the very aether of Hydaelyn Itself. By carelessly ripping this creature from its den, the man has torn a hole through reality itself and has damaged the stability of our world.

Do you remember that Coerthas was once free of snow? Do you recall that at one point you could only truly feel rested if you slept in an inn room? Do you remember that lalafell were once afforded the respect and fear they deserved, or that the Ala Mhigan Resistance was once populated by men and women of every race and origin?

There’s a reason reality has changed: this Limsan man has done more damage than Dalamud’s fall. We are given to understand that the widespread plague of Deja Vu that practically everyone has experienced is a direct result of the Twelve tinkering with reality to fix the damage this Limsan fool has wrought.

When pressed for comment, the arrogant Sea Wolf reported that the mythical snake, which is vital to the stability of the realm and a key component of the entirety of existence, “tasted okay, but ye gotta fry it in butter.”

Written by Minaji Maji, who knew all along that Limsa Lominsa would somehow be responsible for the end of the world.

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[wolfboything]

I don't want to shower

I don't want to live near humans

I don't want this form

I hate it here

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[wolfboything]

I can't handle the pressure

[wolfboything]

I want to fake my life

[wolfboything]

What if I failed all my classes and ran away into the woods and never came back and became a ghost story dumb humans tell each other over camp fires?????????

[wolfboything]

GOOGLE ISN'T HELPING FUCKFUCKFUCKKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

[wolfboything]

i have three missing assignments in English, like four or five in math and I'm currently very close to failing art. All that ON TOP of having to do to normal fucking "human" things like eat, shower, ect.

I can't fucking do this, I'm so cooked.