Shadow 2-1: We got you a present! It's in your office.
Graves: Aww, you shouldn't have!
Shadow 3-2: Hope you enjoy it, Commander~
Shadow 6-1: *very obviously bandaged hand* Please do, it was so hard to get, and I had to do most of the heavy lifting.
Grave: Oh-kay..?
Shadow 4-3: Just remember to be responsible and don't break your toy, okay?
Graves: I'll take your advice under consideration.
Graves: *walks into his office*
Price: *Tied up and with rope, with his thighs parted, sitting on his desk.* Uhh... Hi..? I don't know how I got here?
Graves: *Smiling like a maniac, leaning over into Price's space* Oh, this is the best present I've had in a while~~
Meanwhile, with the Shadows....
Shadow 2-1: Do you think he'll enjoy it?
*Loud bang coming from Grave's office.*
Shadow 3-2: Oh, I'm sure he's enjoying it~ +4, Uno by the way.
Shadow 6-1: Oh, motherfucker- Did we even tell Laswell we did this?
Shadow 4-3: Yeah, I called her like four hours after we got the ropes tied.
Shadow 2-1: You have Laswell's number?
Shadow 4-3: Yeah, well, her wife's actually, we have gossip wine nights on Sundays. You do not want to know that amount of shit Laswell complains about.
Shadow 3-2: Please take me with you next time!
Shadow 4-3: Absolutely not. Why do you have too many cards!?
Shadow 6-1: YOU TRY PLAYING UNO WITH ONE FUCKING HAND!!!
