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Priest: Do you take Shadow to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Sonic: I scooby–dooby do!

Shadow: I want a divorce.

Sonic: Fair.

Animalistic!

Chapter 3 and Chapter 4 have been released in AO3!

Im going to cry ;;

Shadow: I poured Red Bull into my coffee and now I smell colors.

Sonic: There is no way that is safe.

Shadow: Who said I thought it was safe?

Shadow: Hi, my name is Shadow, from Sonic the Hedgehog. And you’re watching Disney Channel.

Shadow: [draws a dick]

Sonic: Ya know, I have come to the conclusion that I’m gay.

Shadow: [spits out water] What?

Sonic: Yeah! I’m always super happy.

Shadow: Oh.

Sonic: And I really like guys.

Shadow: [chokes]

Tails: Sonic, your significant other just got here.

Sonic: For the last time. Shadow is not my boyfriend!

Tails: [smirks] Who said anything about Shadow?

Sonic: ...wait–

Sonic: Hey, Shads? Do you ever think about how your skeleton is always wet?

Shadow: Holy hell, Sonic. Can’t we just rest in silence?

Sonic: You don’t even sleep!

Shadow: Yes, but I would like some peace and fucking quiet sometimes.

Sonic: Alright Shadow. Kiss, marry, or kill; Rouge, me, or Omega.

Shadow: Uh, I guess kiss Rouge, marry you, and kill Eggman.

Eggman: [from the other room] What the fuck! I wasn’t even an option?!

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