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Magnus: Can I borrow your phone!?

Alec: No

Magnus: Why ?!

Alec: *remembering the 100 photos he has of him and Church together*

Alec: *remembering telling Magnus he don't like Church very much *

Alec: I'm cheating on you

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Catarina : Don't forget, it's always a good idea to keep a snack with you.

Magnus: I know? That's why Alexander's always around .

Magnus *annoyed*: I think I'd make a good boyfriend

Alec, *angry*: You'd make a GREAT boyfriend!

Magnus, *angry*: Yeah? Well I think whoever ends up with you is going to be damn lucky.

Alec: Not as lucky as whoever ends up with you!

Jace: Wh... what am I looking at here?

Izzy, *so done*: They're angry flirting again.

Jace: So you two are boyfriends?

Magnus: Yes.

Alec: Eh.

Magnus:

Alec:

Magnus: We've slept together every night for the past three weeks. What would you call me?

Alec: The best friend ever!

Magnus: Hey Blondie , can you spell “Magnus”?

Jace: Uh, M-A-G-N-U-S?

Alec: You forgot the D.

Jace: There’s no D in Magnus?

Alec: Not yet. *smirks at Magnus*

Jace: *chokes on kale smoothie*

Magnus: *doesn’t even look up as he calmly flips through a book* Alexander, don’t pretend you’re the top in this relationship.

Jace: *chokes on kale smoothie some more*

Izzy: Alec will never agree to this plan.

Magnus: Sure he will.

Izzy: He already refused three times.

Magnus: Okay watch a master at work.

Magnus, turning to Alec with puppy dog eyes: Can we—

Alec: Yes.

priest, officiating the wedding: Repeat after me-

Alec: After me.

priest to Magnus: You sure you want this one?

Magnus: Unfortunately Yes .

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