Jace Lightwood Wayland Herondale Quote Rp Meme
I don't want to be a man,I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."
Don’t touch my weapons without my permission."
You love each other-anyone can see that, looking at you- that kind of love that could burn the world down or raise it in glory.”
When you love someone, you dont have a choice. Love takes away your choices.”
There is a fine line between sarcasm and outright hostility, and you seem to have crossed it.”
“Usually I'm remarkably good-natured. Try me on any day that doesn't end in y.”
If you knew how to cook, maybe I would eat.”
The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it is for the conceited like me.” “
I think they’ll probably put that on my gravestone ‘he was heterosexual and had low expectations.’”
“It’s a pretty wet parade already.”
It means Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'
You would do anything to save him, whatever it cost you, whatever you might owe to Hell or Heaven, would you not?”
That does it,I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas.”
If there were such a thing as terminal literalism, you would have been dead as a child.”
Dear God . . . the dread hour is nigh.”
Declarations of love amuse me. Especially the unrequited kind.”
“To love is to destroy and to be loved is to be destroyed.”
Don’t want him, don’t go with him. Be with me. Want me. Stay with me. I don’t know how to be without you.”
“Have a little faith.”
“To love is a contradiction.”
My hair is naturally blonde… Just for the record”
I guess it's true what they say, there are no straight men in the trenches."
Love is the most powerful force in the world. Love can do anything.”
I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you what you want if you ask nicely.”
Just kissing? How quickly you dismiss our love.”
Keeping your clothes on? I could say I wouldn’t look but that would be a lie.”
My rapier wit hides my inner pain.”
I've heard the word 'fear'. I simply choose to believe that it doesn’t apply to me.”
'It's my cologne. Eau de Recent Injury.'
It will bring you light even among the darkest shadows of this world.
It's just this one night. In the grand scheme of things, how much can this one night matter?"
Even if one of them spills a drink on my new shoes?"
Well I'd certainly hate to interrupt your pleasant night stroll with my sudden death.”
If I wanted to lie on a couch and
complain to someone about my parents, I’d hire a psychiatrist.”
My Romanian is pretty much limited to useful phrases like, 'Are these snakes poisonous?' and 'But you look much too young to be a police officer.”
I can see why you like it here, there's a thin layer of nerd everywhere.”
It doesn’t change what we are to each other. It’s like there’s always been a piece of my soul missing, and it’s inside you”
It’s me,Watching me play scrabble often makes women swoon. Imagine if I put in an effort.”
I'm not unhappy,Only people without a purpose are unhappy. I’ve got a purpose.”
I know it's wrong - God, it's all kinds of wrong - but I just want to lie down with you and wake up with you, just once, just once ever in my life.”
I love you,and I will love you until I die,and if there's a life after that,I'll love you then.”
Have you fallen in love with wrong person yet?”
We are meant to protect each other, but not from everything. Not from
the truth. That’s what it means to love someone but let them be themselves.
and I'm worried that if you get into the habit of making out with your instructors, you'll wind up making out with him, too."
"Theoretically the planet can crack in half, leaving me on one side and you on the other side, forever and tragically parted, but I'm not worried about that, either. Some things are just too unlikely to dwell upon.
Do you remember at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath?"
"You want to kiss me, don’t you?”
You could have had anything else in the world and you chose me.”
Code names?I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein.”
Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."
“I got the wrong window at first. Gave your friend in the next cell something of a shock. Attractive fellow, what with the beard and the rags. Kind of reminds me of the street folk back home.”
"Neither does this,but I don't care. I'm sick of trying to pretend I can live without you. Don't you understand that? Can't you see it's killing me?”
“I hate brooklyn.”
Are you sure? Because viewing my naked chest has caused many women to seriously injure themselves stampeding to get to me.”
You've got a drawing emergency. You need a nude model. “
“Because you’re lying to me. And you’re lying to yourself.”
“That you seem to be dating my dad?You’re a little young for him, to be honest.”
A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?”
Probably because going around and around in a dryer can be fatal,whereas pasta is rarely fatal.”
"I like anyone killing things, especially me."
I should have warned her about your habit of never doing what your told.”
You do seem obsessed with my look…Could it be that you're attracted to me?"
"I'm not sure about this wind and howling darkness business smells more like landfill to me. You sure you're not from Staten Island?”
“I am a man, and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone, woman, and bring me something brown.”
"You may be right,I've met an attractive weasel or two in my time. He looks more like a rat.”
I've always known that about you. I don't know why I had to fall in love with someone who's more stubborn than I am.”
Nobody should get nothing on their birthday. Birthdays should be special.”
I wasn't planning to.I can't shrug anything off. My shoulder's dislocated."
"Exactly. Despite my staggering good looks , you actually don't like me that way.”
But God knows, I don't want anyone but you. I don’t want to want anyone but you.”
"I wish you'd stop desperately trying to get my attention like this,It's becoming embarrassing."
My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.”
"You don't like 'hotstuff'? You think 'sweet cheeks' might be better? "Love crumpet'? Really? That last one's stretching it a bit. Though, technically my family is British-“
I could point out that that's not a dress, that's underwear, but I doubt it would be in my best interest."
He could bring a six-foot tall pink rabbit in a bikini back home with him if he wanted to. It’s not my business. But if you’re asking me if I’ve brought any girls back here, the answer is no. I don’t want anybody but you.”
"Well, aside from mine, of course,And I'm sure my blood is fan-tastic.”
There might be a God, and there might be none, but we are all on our own.”
“Because I’m tiny, blonde, and look good in pigtails? “
Despite everything, I can’t bear the thought of this ring being lost forever, any more than I can bear the thought of leaving you forever. And though I have no choice about the one, at least I can choose about the other.”
If I made a joke about just dropping by, would you write me off as cliche?”
"You're not happy to see me, then? I have to say, I'm surprised. I've always been told my presence brightened up any room. One might think that went doubly for dank underground cells.”
Sometimes I dream you're gone,I keep wondering when you'll figure out how much better you could do and leave me.”
My eyes are usually described as golden… and luminous.”
Sorry, I think I fell asleep for a moment. Do, continue with whatever mesmerizing thing you were saying.”
I can’t believe he took you to an actual restaurant. I assumed his idea of a date would be making you watch him play World of Warcraft with his nerd friends.”
Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie.”
