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I love chopped ass ugly annoying bitch loser x bad bitch <3
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I love chopped ass ugly annoying bitch loser x bad bitch <3
What cookie run ship names sound to an outsider let's be a real:
Longan Dragon Ships in my House of Cards AU
To see the other posts regarding who is getting shipped in this AU, see the links below:
House of Cards Ships
Just a heads up! Everyone is OOC in this AU so please don't attack me with Canon Lore *hides inside box*. This AU is made for fun only >:3
LonganTree (Millennial Tree x Longan Dragon) [Official Endgame!]
Millennial Tree to Longan Dragon: Ah, I can fix them. (*´∀`)♪ Longan Dragon to Millennial Tree: I don't have a crush on that old tree. (Is in denial)
LonganSwan (Sugar Swan x Longan Dragon)
Sugar Swan to Longan Dragon: I find them adorable and just hope that they will change for the better. Longan Dragon to Sugar Swan: Hm. A potential friend, perhaps?
TimeLongan / LonganKeeper (Timekeeper x Longan Dragon)
Timekeeper to Longan Dragon: Oh! I can make them worse~ Longan Dragon to Timekeeper: Annoying... (￢_￢)
Other Ships who have a One-Sided Crush on Longan Dragon for a Short Time:
MargaLong / RoyaLongan (Royal Margarine x Longan Dragon)
Royal Margarine to Longan Dragon: What a beautiful and fierce dragon! Longan Dragon to Royal Margarine: Who?
ShadowLongan (Shadow Milk x Longan Dragon)
Shadow Milk to Longan Dragon: Okay! Listen! Hear me out! (≧∇≦)b Longan Dragon to Shadow Milk: Annoying clown... (￢_￢)
PureLongan (Pure Vanilla x Longan Dragon)
Pure Vanilla to Longan Dragon: It's a small crush, I promise. Longan Dragon to Pure Vanilla: ... He's okay, I guess.
Ramble Time!
In this AU, Longan Dragon grew up in a mafia family but they will eventually soften up. I won't spoil too much but, they enjoy being a parent after they retire from being a mafia boss. I will reveal more of that soon. Just know that it's the reason why they're less hostile toward the others.
The others having a crush on them is just unavoidable in my opinion. Because, imagine this, you meet this peerless beauty known as the Ivory Dragon... who wouldn't have a crush on that?! You cannot deny that Longan Dragon is pretty... and terrifying but that's their appeal.
That is all for today! Thanks for checking out my AUs! (*^▽^)/★*☆♪
I've been itching for content of ShadowLongan for a while so could you please do that? (For context its Longan Dragon x Shadow Milk)
Yes yes of course :)
ShadowLongan HeadCanons
•It takes them awhile to learn each others trust especially the ivory dragon
•The two aren’t use to PDA but when times go by, they slowly enjoy each other company
•Longan Dragon do push Shadow Milk away from his plans, because they don’t want the other dragons knowing about him
•Shadow Milk being the hyperactive one, he can sure tired out Longan Dragon in minuets
•Cuddling with the dragon is always a pleasure especially in their dragon form due to the fluff that Longan has
•Shadow Milk is a huge cuddle bug, he’s definitely not letting the dragon go
•Hand kisses from Longan is a treat
•Forehead kisses from Shadow Milk is also treat
•Lastly the two do enjoy each other company especially on lonely nights
Whatever take my shadowlongan slop my pencil was dying so this is all you get
WE WANT SLOP! WE WANT SLOP!
When peak walks mid like a dog
Shadowlongan slop ynmu
Yearning