#shanepreg

[hollanoveau]

“shane would be the pregnant one”

“ilya would be the pregnant one”

babes. you’re ALL right. they are BOTH pregnant. together. and cliff is the dad to both babies 🙂‍↕️ yay 🩷

[siegfriedandroy]

whatever go my shanepreg

[keasusreevsus]

Thanks @myshangel and @grabmyboner for introducing ilyapreg to my dash after almost a week straight of only shanepreg

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

the image of shane hollander's big drippy dick fully hard against his pregnant belly does something really crazy to my brain

[shieldofiron]

Pregnant Shane would develop such a relationship to his body pillow and holding it between them that Ilya would be actively plotting its murder all throughout the third trimester. He would not because it would hurt Shane. But accidents happen.

[ghost-of-hollanov]

shane hollander is pregnant. he just is. if you disagree you are wrong. ty.

[shnehollander]

The shanebortion omegaverse concept has gripped me by the throat,,, pre-tuna melt/cottage era ESPECIALLY,,, put me in the room for the "I'm pregnant it's yours we're not keeping it" conversation please GOD!!!!! Because I love the angst potential of Shane catastrophizing about Ilya's reaction so he builds up a whole head of steam about how he's going to defend himself and his choices only to be met by Ilya's total understanding and support and that's actually what ends up breaking him so Shane just bursts into tears,,,, and to top it all off they're still on their weird ass hook up bs. This is indeed a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation

fuck!!!!!! its literally so specifically delicious in a way that like its insists me to genuinely care about mpreg in a way that was mostly a bit for me. i need him to be PREGNANT and i need him to ABORT THAT THANG. i think what's so so good abojt it is like exaaactly like you said, shane is literally building universes in his head where ilya is a bitch to him about it but of COURSE ilya is nothing but "ok of course"

meanwhile next hook up is maybe awkward and weird but alsonso deeply emotionally charged like. FUCK

[oknotgood]

i love shanepreg and ilyapreg IN THEORY but i gotta keep it fluffy and light and silly in my mind. pregnancy is actually like really scary to me, especially when viewed in relation to gender roles. if i think about it too seriously, i'll just get sad and freaked out 😆