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Shaul: The lion, the witch, AND THE AUDACITY OF THIS BITCH
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Dovid: *exists*
Shaul: The lion, the witch, AND THE AUDACITY OF THIS BITCH
Tanakh teachers will go "This is one of the most moral people in our history and he was so Tzadik and he's such a role model and we should remember everyone makes mistakes so really how bad were the things he did in retrospect when we look at how good a person he was and how morally correct he was in general and we should proceed about this specific story with caution and not disrespect him because he's a holy figure and how dare you say something bad about him" then tell you how said he killed a woman's husband to be with her after watching her bathe and sleeping with her or how the other he hunted a teenager for sport because the people praised him more and tried killing him while he was playing the harp for him
The SHAU.L // FierceStitchCo
Characters from my dnd campaign Shaul, at the bottom, is @asriell s character Sylvari, in the middle, is @tiny-space-lesbians s character And Lainuh at the top is one of mine
Shmuel: This is what God needs you to do
Shaul: *does the opposite*
Shmuel:
Shmuel: We’re crowing a new king
Shaul: