#she doesn't understand

[r-u-amused]

me: let's watch frankenstein

mom: hell no

EVERYONE HATES ME IN THIS HOUSEHOLD 😔

[ecceagnesdarling]

"12h is an excellent time to have breakfast"

"No"

[oathstruck-archived]

WHICH SUBTLE WAY OF SAYING ' I LOVE YOU ' ARE YOU ?

arriving early because you know they will, too

you might not feel like you can ask anyone for their time, but you do appreciate sharing yours with them any chance you get -- so you arrive early whenever you know they'll be there, too, just so you can get a few extra minutes with them. maybe you lie about it, tell them there was less traffic than expected or you miscalculated the time you had to leave home. but maybe you open up about it and tell them. i think you should, i think they'll love you for it. you don't feel like you're worth anyone's time, but you do feel like they're worth yours. have you ever considered that the person who arrives early, too, might be there for exactly the same reason you are?

"Hm. Can't say I'm surprised. Not exactly the lovey dovey type though."

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[captainjade101]

She will never understand how much I love official art

[one-dog-show]

We met some cats I'll take care of for a few days in september. Safe to say that I don't need to worry about dura being rude because she's terrified - especially of the 4 month old kitten.

[gainprincess]

Does Kuku keep a tape measure around for those she thinks needs fattening up ASAP?

"What a fascinating idea..." The goddess strokes her chin, imagining the scene as she sways her hips here and there. It's quite impressive that a normal sized woman like her has enough ass to be visible from her front when she sways, but here we are. "I...how do you say...la cuerda? No, no...Rope? I think rope would be quite fun to use, yes! Gracias for the suggestion!"

[odielikefromgarfield]

thinking about the fact that after i came out to my mom as bisexual she made an effort to introduce me to my dad’s one lesbian cousin and her wife at a baptism we went to. mom asks “do you remember your dad’s cousin [REDACTED]?” as if the idea of having real, living, and happy queer family hadn’t been the one thing driving me through all of middle school

[aceaine]

Just opened Obey Me while in the living room and forgot to turn my volume down. My sister turned around and looked at me with the most judgemental smile and said "You're still playing it"

Like yes the fuck I am, the fuck

Fight me you little weeb shit