When someone says you got your Father's looks

Wholesomely cursed, Bi, and occasionally stupid◇20◇ Grace/Acie/Lil shit◇ My asks are open to everyone◇ I'm harmless, I swear◇

[aceaine]

It's that time of year, things are stressful, my brain is a little jambled, and I know I'm not the only one feeling this way

That being said, remember to:

Eat something, even if it is something small, nourish yourself

Get some sunlight if you can. If you can't (because winter kinda sucks) add some foods rich in Vitamin D into your diet. Vitamin D is good for the immune system and just general health

Take some time to do something you enjoy, you deserve happiness

Drink some water, It is important to stay hydrated

Get some rest, sleep, take a break or breather when you can. No matter how stressed you may be, overworking yourself and starving yourself from some essential rest is not good, not for your physical health or emotional health, and will not help with your stress

Please take care of yourselves and stay safe, Lovelies and Cool Cats

Been a heavy while since I last posted a reminder to take care of yourselves, I'm sorry about that

[aceaine]

Maybe Lucifer doesn't dress modestly because of pride but because he gets cold easily

[aceaine]

I wish I was that coffee mug

[aceaine]

Oh?

Hello Himbo :)

[writing-prompt-s]

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

[endreams-s]

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

[honeypressed]

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

[moonreflectioninthefragglepond]

A++ addition

[tetsuskitten]

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

[tigerliliesandcherryblossoms]

I LOVE THIS

[vmohlere]

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

[laziestofthedreamers]

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.

[pamgkrthwrites]

Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. 

“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”

Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”

[ladyhavilliard]

…perfect

[outerspacekake]

I don’t like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect

[yourpotatotwiceremooved]

THE ORIGINAL POST HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY

[serpant-of-heaven-deactivated20]

Oh my god I would watch/read the hell out of this shit

[aceaine]

I like the thought of all the younger brothers having individual secret stashes around the HOL, much to the displeasure of Lucifer and Barbatos because rest assure, Diavolo will take inspiration when he finds out

Like that old vase that hasn't moved for centuries now? Mammon puts spare change and anything valueable he can fit inside in it

Satan has books put in baggies and taped/magically stuck to the bottoms of tables all around the house

Beel and Belphie are masters of hiding snacks and pillows in any place they can, Lucifer still haven't found out about the hollow part of the foyer statues.

[aceaine]

I would makeout with Mammon in a broom closet.

[aceaine]

Can Lucifer tell the difference between normal coffee and hell coffee because if not, can't you just give the bitch an overly sweetened coffee just to mess with him?

[aceaine]

Diavolo has a collection of floral vacation shirts that he wears when he has to punish someone

[kitsune-oji]

He had bought them to wear casually but Barbatos vehemently denied him the option to wear anything like that on the regular, citing that the future King had to look proper to set the right example and be taken seriously. So now, he is only allowed to wear them around people who won't be seeing much of life after they've set eyes on him. The blood on the shirts contrast with the floral patterns nicely, strangely enough.

[aceaine]

Went thrift shopping and I found a gold bikini, so of course I bought it so I'm now sitting here, looking like a cheap whore and knowing Mammon would be proud

[aceaine]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA- an unstable person

Hah, It seems I have been summoned to return

Hello again, Friend

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

[legalize-arson]

@aceaine

[aceaine]

Mmm Tasty

[aceaine]

Imagine how fucking hyped Mammon would be if you took him to a speedway. Like boy wod be over the moon about the cars, he just seems like the type.

[aceaine]

Ask Lucifer to help with your uniform tie so he leans down and you can give forehead smooch

[aceaine]

@obey-me-tho No No, you might be on to something.....

Could it be the real reason Lucifer wears that turtleneck under his uniform?

[aceaine]

Ask Lucifer to help with your uniform tie so he leans down and you can give forehead smooch

[aceaine]

I think Satan is really pretty and he makes me happy.

[aceaine]

Misread the Obey me notification as 'Lucifer needs a hug,' and yes, yes he does