mayonnaise on a escalator

I got AO3 and a hang in there cat poster. spelling is mean.if you use my post as a base idea for something credit me (also send link!).sos if posts are ooc

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Angsty Headcanon for Danny Phantoms portal incident

When you die you leave an impression on the ecto from your dying thoughts and feelings.

However when Danny had his portal accident it flooded through his body making his soul kind of disconnect from the body, trying to imprint. There shouldn't be fresh pure realms ecto in a body so his emotions and thoughts got pulled out.

Not in a state of life, just a soul, a soul needs something to support it, to build a body however its not in a state of life and builds a human body and a ghost body. This leaves Danny freshly traumatized with his own dead electrocuted body lying Infront of him.

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Headcanon: When Damian first lived with Bruce he didn't understand songs and took them to literal

Song (Shut up and dance): 🎶 she took my arm I don't know how it happened 🎶

Damian glaring at Bruce: father why can she cut off a boys arm when I cannot.

Dick and Damian listening to shitty love songs leads to Damian going through the five stages of grief

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Bruce: Why was I called into your school today

Damian: Tt The teachers are so used to my brain dead classmates that they couldn't handle the fact/idea that I had an original thought

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'Old movies are so boring and slow'

NO. You're just so used to being spoon fed instant dopamine that you can't take five minutes to enjoy a slow, impactful piece of media.

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I need a fic where it's just Batfam reacting to the original batman 1966 show, specifically the one where batman and joker have a surfing competition.

I like to imagine there reaction

Jason slowly turning to Bruce: you surfed with the guy who MURDERED ME!

Bruce shrugging: it was the only way

Jason pulling his hair: ONLY WAY

Tim slowly pulling out photos: I mean-

Damian: TT I'm sure there's a good reason otherwise.... I don't want to be the blood son

Alfred: Master Bruce was the president of the surfing association

*everyone except Dick and Barbra slowly turning* wtf

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Hermitcraft as a fandom is really missing out on the fact the helsknight is a rapper.

There's so much opportunity for it.

Add some depth to hels in fics so he's writing angry rap lyrics when he's waiting for Ex at the bar or something.

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SOMEONE DRAW MUMBO ALL GOTH LIKE I BEG

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Watched a eight year old pluck the wings off a fly.

Giggle.

Forgot the fly can't fly anymore and threw it into the air.

Before going 'oh' and moving on like she didn't just destroy the flies entire life

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Update was talking to her today apparently her friend (another 8 year old) collects flies. She picks their wings off, keeps them in a box in her backyard and feeds them compost.

She owns twenty wingless flys.

What the fuck.

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Scar: No one told me till very recently that avian wasn't pronounced like anvil

Grian: you thought I was a ANVILL

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Watched a eight year old pluck the wings off a fly.

Giggle.

Forgot the fly can't fly anymore and threw it into the air.

Before going 'oh' and moving on like she didn't just destroy the flies entire life

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I play D&D and a big part of my character is I steal everything I can get my grubby little hands on.

Once I stole something and my friends were like 'do you have to' I shrugged and said 'what can I say I'm like the British museum'

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Grian: I like your moustache

Mumbo jumbo: why thanks I made it myself

[nookisms]

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......it's a bit pants

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i giggled so much about @fence-time’s playground au i had to draw my own ideas

if @cherrifire were the teacher/supervisor:

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The collaboration we didn't know we needed

Going ghost