#she keeps doing this

[pistachioscorpio]

Rouge the Bat upon seeing a workaholic, autistic man with an angsty attitude and shitty social skills

[trifoliate-undergrowth]

Thistle’s new favorite Thing is sitting down directly on top of one of my flip-flops when I cross my legs in the chair so that when I uncross my legs and try to put my flip-flops back on there is immovable Cat in the way

[alexbkrieger13]

https://twitter.com/neuralfreedom/status/1528100012487499777?s=21&t=-VhmphLWRu5L7TMQGut8vg

🤣 that's a real foot in the mouth moment

[korrolrezni]

Can't even blame him for it. I'd have done it

[carmen-sandal-eggos]

Cat: *walking on keyboard, bringing up [Name] is Typing*

Teacher: Go ahead [name]. How can I help?

Me: Sorry, my cat was typing

[grantwilson]

madam. i am sleepy and uncomfortable but i don't like disturbing you bc you're very cute and also very sharp and your teeth hurt quite badly

[hunterkat]

I love you but you are a moron

[general-thinks]

Me too Onemine Me too