#she wouldn't

[shewolfofvilnius]

Dark hair that looks better pinned up in a bun

Extremely capable and lethal in a firefight

Frustratingly parentified older sister who cares deeply about the younger one(s)

Is a complete sucker for something classical

Starts with a slight thing against aliens but opens up to them as they work with Shepard, Garrus, and Tali

Maria Shepard has a type. And Miranda WAS there when Ashley and Shepard 'took a break' on Horizon.

Uh oh. Warning: Potential f-shawson in range.

[posallys]

"I am entrusting you to protect my son, my only child" SHE WOULDN'T SAY THAT SHE WOULDN'T PUT THAT PRESSURE ON GROVER SHE WOULDN'T SHE WOULDN'T NOT MY SALLY

[darkfire1177]

Give it up for dad who called mom out twice at dinner 👏

[when-l1fe-gives-you-lem0ns]

I feel like my therapist hates me too

[pgranateseeds]

I know a lot of people want it, but I don't think we'll ever get a conversation between Sandra Lynn and any of the bad kids about what Bobby Dawn did to her.

A. It's just unnecessary. We already know the gist, we can already see the ramifications of that action, and a conversation would just be retreading already discovered ground

B. Sandra's relationship with Fig is nearly always in turmoil. Ever since seeing her offer a shoulder to Adaine when she drank heavily when it was her, Fig has been avoiding Sandra when she could. She said in the fight when Baxter arrived, "I'm not trying to see my mom right now," and they didn't talk At All when she took them to the temple ruins. If Sandra Lynn was going to talk to anyone about Bobby, it would be to Fig just bc of closeness, and that's just not happening, at least not for a while. Also i see people define Bobby's short and disastrous relationship with Sandra as sexual grooming, and i find it hard to believe that if she was groomed, she'd tell her daughter, especially not to then say "Fig You Were Groomed Too" or "Fig, Don't Trust Random Men." I think people put way too much emphasis on Fig's bits where she kissed adults in earlier seasons and said "would i know if i had sex? What if I've accidentally had sex?", like those were just jokes, the latter being a joke abt how Fig didnt understand what sex was as a 14 year old, and i don't believe it would be fun for the table if those jokes were treated with the solumn seriousness of fig then being a grooming victim. Also Fig already distrusts men, she was right about Porter and she was stalking Ruben and literally every man outside of her family that she's come in contact with, she's either bullied or investigated, she doesn't need to be told a tale about how men ain't shit

C. Bobby is just much less of an antagonistic player in this conflict than previously expected. Yeah he was involved with The Big Bad, but after the reveal, a majority of the focus shifted onto Porter, Jace, and the Rat Grinders. I don't see the next two episodes having a moment where they sit down and talk about Bobby in depth, beyond "he was/is an asshole"

[ceoofhelaegon]

Aegon sends this to Dragonstone after B&C

If be war you seek, send the full weight of your army and dragons.

For a lone, cowardly assassin will not topple this King Aegon second of his name that you so underestimate.

(he is distraught but he wants revenge and no matter how, he will get it...for his son, for his wife, and for himself)

[eidolons-stuff]

Wednesday: "Excuse me? What exactly are you trying to insinuate?"

Xavier: "Well- If she likes you, wouldn't she be here?"

Thing: *signs* "XAVIER, IM ABOUT TO SLAP YOU!"

[moocha-muses]

It's our witchy little miss' thirteenth year! She's grown into a fine teen, who likes wealthy redheads with lots of nice, lean muscle.

And she has enough of a sweet tooth to build a house of the stuff! Hee hee.

. . .

Don't read too much into that.