#she'd do it

[9fens]

She grabbed a crab and decided to bite it.

[incorrect-kubera-quotes]

Asha: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Ran:...Yes?

Asha: I was hula hooping. I attend a class for fitness and for entertainment.

Ran: Oh my god

Asha: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.

Ran: Why are you telling me this?

Asha: Because no one will ever believe you.

Ran: You sick bitch-

[my-mild-ginger]

Alucard: nice tits.

Integra, drunk: thanks, you’re too.

Sketch practice ✨✍️

Okay, but I genuinely believe that drunk Tegs would absolutely tell Vladcard that she liked his fat tits.

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Jolinar Aren, after Opening a Black Book one time: Oh look, I survived. Brilliant! Love it when I do that!

[bittertoastmarket]

I want a man that fixes my order when it's wrong instead of looking at me like: 🤷‍♂️

[iwouldfuckthemaster]

Missy being possessive of her partner and willing to surprise them with breathtaking kisses and whispers in their ear all the things she is gonna do to them later. You could be in a important situation but if she wants to pin you to a wall and kiss the life out if you nobody is gonna stop her. If you try stopping her expect a hickey and her hands to wander until you give up the facade, she knows what you really want.

[lildeathbug]

ok but honestly, if the next Jurassic movie doesn’t open with Blue eating someone’s annoying poodle or Chihuahua I’m going to be Very Disappointed

[billiejeannooneslover]

@ranger-slayer @backinblackranger

Billie: Hey Sybil, can I borrow that lingerie Tommy accidentally saw?

Sybil: Sure, why?

Billie: I want to put it on and send a selfie of myself wearing to Zack, and ask him to help me put on the garters.

Sybil: ....

Billie: What?