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The Pride Responds
Pairings: Saja Boys x fem!Reader
Tags: Reincarnation, Soulmates, Polyamory, Fluff
Rating: T+ (for general online horny behavior LOL)
Summary: Your interview with the Saja Boys practically went viral- how's the internet been responding to your presence both in the boys' lives and in general?
Word Count: 2.0k
(A semi-spin off of "Who Is the #SajaGirl?" - makes direct references to the fic so I recommend reading it first!)
(masterlist)
Howdy!
I hope the day or night is treating you well!
Could you do a Reader x killer chat Li’s
But the reader is Physically Disabled who SUCKS at taking care of themselves in the way they should,and uses a cane?
(More specifically reader with POTS, ME/CFS, and chronic migraines)
(P.s if this is very specific it’s because this is me basically 🥹)
Anywho…. I’m not forcing you to write this I just thought I should request this bc there are like NO fics with a disabled reader 😭
Uhh uhh ok idk what else to say…
Have a good day!
• ° . ☆ Take care ☆ . ° •
Pairing: All LI's X Physically disabled Reader who struggles at taking care of themselves
Word count: 1000+
Content warning: Might be ooc, slightly mentions of ableists dying, slightly mentions of murder (NOT THE READER) on Ronin's part, might contain spelling mistakes.
♥︎ 𝐒𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐈𝐭 𝐔𝐩 | lando norris x reader smau
✦ pairing : lando norris x fem!reader ✦ summary : in which fans are quick to throw hate towards lando's girlfriend that does not fit into the 'typical' wag lifestyle. ✦ content warning : profanity, illusion of sex, several ayesha erotica references, slut-shaming, use of yn ✦ faceclaim : girlies from pinterest
a/n: hey! so this is my first time doing this after many years of not writing shit. this is kinda short. pls let me know what u think,, feedback is always appreciated!
𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓
Split Fiction headcanons from an insane guy
Mio:
loves loves LOVES horror. her favorite movies are mostly rob zombie, and she adores gore
generally just a thrill seeker, which zoe is general up for (mostly)
is kinda a really annoying kendrick fan. her favorite song is squabble up. they went to the super bowl using rader money and mio was on her phone the entire football time.
decent at driving but has insane road rage. will roll her window down to scream
she's actually the touchy one between her and zoe. just a clingy little limpet.
indonesian is her first language, her father immigrated to detroit from indonesia. her mom's black tho. (did i mention i think split fiction takes place in detroit bc the rader building reminds me of the chrysler building)
aspd diagnosed :thumbsup: wishes she could get undiagnosed bc trying to get therapy while having that on ur file is so garbage
otherkin but doesn't know it yet. hm why dont i identify with being human. im sure its nothing
big weaponry nerd. knows how to shoot, has karate training and just in general puts a lot of effort into it. her chubby appearance makes u underestimate her
Zoe:
wanted to be a singer as a kid and will sing along to everything and anything. she has an amazing voice, so it doesn't bother mio remarked once that mio should be grateful rader's machine didnt pull up any of her musical side stories. her favorite song to sing with mio is all the stars with sza and kendrick lamar
reallllly big will wood fan. a little obnoxious about it
plushie. hoarder. thing collection. gives mio rocks like some sort of penguin.
born in germany, moved to europe for college and learned english there, moved to america post-graduation. her accent is like a thick german one with this odd british undercurrent.
autistic, was nonverbal for quite a while post-ella. really intense about food likes and dislikes.
enjoys arts and crafts quite a lot. glitter fiend
also a bug fan! always picks up spiders and lets them crawl around in her hands before she takes them outside
isnt rlly a gamer but is still cracked at it accidentally. zoe first tried lady maria in bloodborne and mio still hasnt forgiven her for it
Both of them:
can u say CODEPENDENCY???? the separation anxiety between them immediately post-rader was actually debilitating. as in, 'if she doesn't talk to me constantly while she goes to the bathroom, i start shaking.'
mind melded!!! yippie yay, emotional sharing, sense sharing, sometimes they accidentally swap bodies. technically trilingual??
bickering is their love language. they will argue abt nothing just for the joy of getting to do so.
very uhhhh. healthy kinky sex life.
t4t realness. like sorry but that's canon i don't care who says otherwise.
they're both genuinely amazing dancers. in another life they could've been professionals. mio has an eerie sense of rhythm and zoe has zero fucking shame around dancing. just dance nights in this house are competitive as hell, they freestyle their own moves and still manage to get five stars.
their shared favorite songs are kody blu 31 and notos
paranoid to a slightly unreasonable extent. but yknow once you've survived one insane supervillain plot, you're on guard for another.
lowkey stoners. zoe prefers edibles because otherwise she ends up coughing her lungs out. the first big thing mio bought was a bong.
thats it lol. feel free to steal any of these :]
this is not a request just. thinking. ik you’re writing the boys as plugs but have we considered. the women.
elain would %100 make her own edible pastries and give them to you in those colourful baggies with a bow. she’d invite you over to “make sure the new recipe I use is good for the next batch.” the watch movies and end up napping on the couch type
feyre would be the best if you’re a newbie and ever curious about anything. %100 is a bit of a push over for you and sometimes gives you a lil gram extra and offer to smoke with you. she would probably teach you (if you dont know) why you should put ice in your bong. i just know she smokes and paints. probably does art nights with you.
Nesta is pretty abrupt, definitely a one and done we dont small talk plug, but she is there for you if you need (like if you’re a newbie and greened out or paranoid or whatever) because she knows how scary it can be to feel out of control with your body. (replace her trouble with canon alcoholism with getting high every night. she knows how it can get to you.) tells you to drink water and sleep it off but is still hanging around when you wake up ‘just in case’.
mor is the plug thats more like a friend. would end up smoking half of the stuff she just sold you because you guys wanted to sesh and hang out. probably gossips about her other customers when you two get really close
idk anything for amren she probably only uses like cbd oils idk :/
anon i dont even know what else to add, this is so perfect😭😭😭 yess i’m agreeing with everything
also amren would probs smoke joints. i imagine her having one between her long manicured nails, she probs use magic on them to make them even more strong/she mixes in some crazy shit orrrr she has a cart, a fancy ass pen with diamonds and gem stones. when she offers u a hit, ur high for hourssss her shit goes crazy tbh, it’s probably borderline venomous
elain would have her own garden where she grows her supply, i imagine she’s a girl plug who have the cutest packages, they’re all pink with cute stickers that say “thanks for supporting my small business”
feyre is the curious one, down to try literally anything. so down to earth and would get high with you and paint you naked. she has one of those loose shirts with buttons and a pair of shorts, her hair is loosely braided as she mixes her colors, she’s so hot i literally need her rn
nesta is so real, like the helping out when u green out part is so accurate. ut her fav customer and she wants to make sure ur okay, she says it’s because she doesn’t wanna loose clients but in reality she likes u. she also throws in extra g’s but doesn’t say shit ab it
mor is forsure the friend turned plug, she put you on to her supply and ever since u buy everything from her. fav activity is eating infused food in public/meetings and trying to act normal. like at the high lords meeting, you eat a shit ton of edibles and then try to concentrate but it’s very obvious bc you both look stoned and you’re paying too much attention to peoples words, it’s not natural
hey. vi fictive here. accidentally found you while digging through 8 million tumblr tags, n since your intro post says that youre chill with asks, i thought id send you one :) maybe brighten up ur day in some way? haha
ive got a BUCKETload of questions if u want to answer them. every single one is just for fun and you can totally just answer none of them or make them up and shit - i just think its nice when i recieve dumb questions too!!! yayyyy hooray.
1: if you could freely turn into any animal, what would it be? be as detailed as you want! make shit up! be a sparkledog. i think being a wolverine would be cool but then again... what about some shit like a clam. do you want to be a clam. come be a clam with me we can do clam things like uhhhh. hang on im googling rn. we can filter toxins out from the water oh hot DAMN thats cool actually
2: you get approached by john ice cream ceo of ice cream. hes asking YOU for a new never thought of before flavour to get more people into ice cream. whats your pitch?
3: whats your favourite joke? like if you HAVE to tell one. what are you going for. ive gotta hear it
4: you can eat ANY fictional character/species. what are you picking. can be as specific (mickey mouse or some shit) or as vague (a dragon) as you want. go ham
5: dude you KNOW ive gotta ask you about a superpower. which one would you want? which one would you NOT want. which superpower do u think is the most profitable (i think shapeshifting bc you could turn into a snake and milk ur own venom and sell that for a lot of money)
6: running out of ideas for questions!!!! is today a good day do you think? will tomorrow be better?
7: your favourite colour (if you have one) and your favourite number (also if you have one) will FIGHT. whos gonna win
8: did you know we have a puppy and he is very cute? little known fact that he is also a menace and loves to nibble me
9: would you let me give you a hug?
10: i hope thius made you smile at least a little. did you know that i love you and im so proud of you? i hope thats not too weird to say
11: IS that weird to say??????? asking you, the emperor of weird (which is a good thing, however i can have the title if u dont want it :)) for ur thoughts on the matter sorry this got SUPER long haha. hope you have a good day? many hugs. i think youre great. keep on trucking out there, ok? im rooting for you
love, violet <3
1) Maybe a dinosaur. No one ever expects a dinosaur when you give them the whole "I can turn into an animal speech. Probably something fast, but not too big so I'm not a big target. Maybe a velociraptor? Something like that.
Ihink being a clam with you would be cool. Did you know there's a bridge or dam somewhere that uses clams as a genuine water toxicity test? They hot glued springs or something their shells and when the clams close their shells it alerts the system that the water is too toxic and shuts the dam so that the toxic water doesn't get into people's tap water or something. Cool, right?
2) Firstly I would shake Jon Ice Cream's hand and thank him for giving us the miracle of Cheesecake Blizzards at Dairy Queen. Secondly, I'd make him release the grape ice cream flavor that Ben and Jerry's cracked the code on but never released bc it killed one of their girlfriend's dogs or something. Just don't feed it to dogs, problem solved! I don't even like grape, I just think the world should have it! Also you could put edible glitter in it and market is as a Shimmer Ice Cream lmao
3) My favorite joke to tell recently has been when anyone around me says literally anything but the word "powder" makes it into their sentence, I'll go "My sister said that once." So like when our roommate made instant mac and cheese with like that goopy already-a-cream cheese mixture she said "I think I prefer the powder" and I very excitedly went "MY SISTER SAID THAT ONCE!"
4) I've always kinda wanted to know what a mermaid would taste like. Are they more fishy, or do they taste more like human? Does it entirely depend on what part of the body the meat is from, and if that's the case, would it be ethical for humans to eat mermaid meat if it's only the tail? Is it only taboo to eat the human half? What kind of fish would they taste like, or do they have a whole new flavor palette of their own?
5) I'm gonna assume my whole shimmer-induced super speed doesn't count and go with maybe invisibility? It'd be nice to go unnoticed by people just in general, but I think it would've especially helped for the missions I went on for Silco and for avoiding the Enforcers. Snake venom antidotes would be pretty cool, though, I'd never thought of that lol
6) Today's been decent. I've only been awake for about 2 hours and I'm waiting to go to work, but I'm sure it'll be fine. Tomorrow's about the same. I've got a lot to unpack once we get home but I'm excited to play Stardew and League after that now tha I'm finally back in my own home.
7) I've technically got two favorite colors, pink and blue, and idk about a favorite number. Maybe 2? 2 and 5? Idk. I think the colors would win, though lol
8) Aw, that's very cute! We've got two cats, Merlin and Jade. Both absolute sweethearts! Jade reminds me of Isha sometimes.
9) I'm normally not exactly a people person or a fan of physical touch, but sure why not?
10) It did make me smile, I don't get asks often and this was a real treat! I don't think that's all that weird to say, but I don't know how to respond. I'm sorry. Thank you, though, I think.
11) I'll take emperor of weird lmao, infinitely better than some of the other nicknames and titles I've gotten through the years lol. I'll stick it right up there on the list alongside "The Loose Cannon"
I'll do my best to have a good day, hopefully work doesn't treat me too bad. I don't mind this being long, I really enjoyed it actually! I'll keep trucking as long as you do, yeah? If you ever wanna go off anon, my DMs are open. You seem really nice. No pressure, though, do whatever you please.
Also, this jut a side note and I'm leaving it at the very end of the post but we woke up and I looked like this seeing this ask
truth or dare
- @someoneovertherainboww heey i dont know if u tak requests but i loved ur writing and i was wondering if u could make prompts 20 and/or 25 for zuko pls prompt(s): “i’m not playing truth or dare.” “why don’t you take a picture? it’ll last longer.”
pairing: zuko x female! reader words: 2,210 genre: modern au, high school au, cafe au, fluff, comedy, requested
a/n: tysm!!! yes requests are opened atm! omg while writing this i thought of that thing that dante said at like a con or something where he was ordering at starbucks and the lady was like omg ur zuko!!!😂 art in title isnt mine! hope yall enjoy this ball of cheesiness that cures my acne and enjoy the love that i have for zuko to make me become a disaster for him （＾コ＾）V
Your back ached from the way you hovered over your laptop and sat at your desk. Your mind was focused on learning and getting good grades it didn’t mind the pain. Your eyes burned from the strenuous gaze at your blue screen. Your hands felt as if you churned butter and not to mention the mean girls were extra rude today at school. High school was tough and you needed the rest of the day to be filled with relaxation and peace before you hit the books tomorrow.
“Where are you going?” Your best friend Sokka asked through the phone.
You hopped off the bus with all your items almost spilling out of your bag. “I’m going to Fire Tea Shop. I read the reviews online and people say its pretty good.”
“No, c’mon Y/N you had your chance. You mean its pretty lit!!!!” Sokka sounded too much like a kid that had eaten edibles.
“I’m hanging up,” you said deadpanned. “I don’t even know how I’ve kept up this friendship this long. I’m so proud of myself.”
“Its because you love me.” Sokka sang.