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My friend watching Sherlock for the first time: oh my god, they (John and Sherlock) are so gay when do they get together?

Me watching it for the fifth time: damn are you in for a ride

My friends: they don't get together? They date other people? Sherlock is actually married to his work and isn't playing hard to get? John has internalised homophobia? They marry other people? Oh my god, does one of them DIE?!

Me: Yes.

Oh, the utter confusion on her face. y'all should have seen it.

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Sometime I try to be nice.

-S.H.

#john watson #john watson rp #sherlock #sherlock rp #ask john watson #johnlock #johnlock rp #sherlock holmes #ask sherlock #ask sherlock holmes #john x sherlock #domestic johnlock #sherlock text #johnlock texts #incorrect sherlock quotes

So my friend started Sherlock... (S2, E3)

gum to stick a diamond into glass? terrible idea. they have your dna now genius

OMFG AN IPHONE

WTF

NOOOO

YHE FLIP PHONE AESTHETIC

fangirls oh boi

okay that the fuck

what the ACTUAL FUCK

wHAT

SHERLOCK WHAT THE FUCK

NOO THIS CANT BE REAL

I DONT KNOW WHO TO TRUST

this journalist chick

I'm ready to fight

YES MOLLY SCIENTIST CHICK

so sherlock is fraud

ok i'm

NO BROTHER UHHHHHHHHHHHHH

this bitch

i've never liked sherlockes brother

I am confusion

is her real or not

SHERLOCK DONT

DROP HIM BITCH

jesus christ sherlock istg

ohmygod

nOOO

Pri-vi-cy

okay happy music he can't be dying

PUSH HIM OFF SHERLOCK

PUSH HIM

HOLY SHIT

GUN

MOUTH

WHA

OH MY GOD BO

IF JOHN DIES IM GONNA RIOT

SHERLOCK YOURE BETTER THAN THIS

NO IM GONNA CRY

FUCK

NO WAY SHIT

HDHDHEIWI

NOOOOOO

THIS IS ALL BULLSHIT

mY BABIES

FUUUUUUUCK

DONT JUMP

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

OH MU GOD

WHAT THE FUCK

SHERLOCK

JOHN WHAT THE FUCK

I WILL NOT ACCEPT

HIS HEAD

BLOOD

THIS IS NOT OKAY

WHY TF DID I START THIS FUCKING SHOW

I AM SO UPSET

please tell me they're pulling a supernatural

i'm crying

JOHN NO

NOOOOOOOOOO

"....don't...be....dead...."

IM_ _

HOLD UP

WHAT THE FICK

HES?????

?????????????

????????????

HE PULLED A SUPERNATURAL

THIS ISNT OKAY

SHERLOCK

#sherlock #bbc sherlock #john watson #tv #fandom #sherlock text

(To the tune of Jingle Bell Rock.)

John:

🎶Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock

Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring-

Sherlock, oh my god what did you do now?

I can’t believe you burned your bed down!🎶

Sherlock: ...

🎶My dear John, I know I, messed up my room.

But it was for a good cauuuuuuuse.

I. planned. to hide. a. wedding ring there.

To propose to you! Yes yes very soon!

John will you be my groom?🎶

#bbc sherlock #sherlock holmes #john watson #johnlock #sherlock text #bad text post

Sherlock + text posts (1/?)

#johnlock #sherlockedit #martin freeman #benedict cumberbatch #sherlock text post #sherlock text #john watson #sherlock holmes #sorry a day late for valentine's but hope you guys like it lol #will try to work on the next Cards Against Humanity one soon

if either sherlock or john were a woman and that last scene played out everyone would assume they're dating, even without a kiss or official confirmation, so as far as I'm concerned it's canon