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[countfagulaa]

I can’t. I need to talk about this stupid fucking ship (Nandermo) from this stupid fucking show (What We Do in The Shadows).

I don't know if maybe I just haven’t found anything on it, but why is no one mentioning how, in the episode where Nandor gives Guillermo the whole ceremony to decide if he wants to be a vampire or not, Nandor seems pretty eager to kill Derek? He asked Guillermo if he wanted HIM to drive the stake into Derek so Guillermo wouldn’t have to do it himself, and when Guillermo goes, “I don’t know,” Nandor literally growls, “I do,” with a small, brief wicked smile and some excitement in his voice and expression before IMMEDIATELY killing Derek as if it were nothing.

Call me crazy, but to me, this is just Nandor being eager to kill the vampire that dared to sink his unworthy fangs into his precious Guillermo’s neck. He can hardly bear to think about him having his unworthy mouth on the soft skin of his beautiful human, having the honor to taste the blood that runs through his beautiful body and keeps his sacred heart beating hypnotically. He was the one who took the great honor of turning Guillermo away from Nandor. Something so intimate, so special, so meaningful and important to him and Guillermo was taken from him by this stranger. This vampire, who hadn’t known, loved, desired, or cherished Guillermo the way he had, took this moment away from him. That moment was for him and Guillermo. No one else.

Now, Guillermo was technically the one to take that away from him and I don’t think Derek really deserves this fate. But I really doubt that Nandor would be thinking clearly enough to really think about that.

All I see is a jealous lover killing the bastard who dared to see his love’s image in such an intimate light reserved only for him, and loving every second of it.

In the episode where Nandor discovers that Guillermo was turned behind his back, he asks, “Who? Who was it?” When Guillermo tells him that it’s not relevant while protecting Derek, Nandor replies, “It’s relevant to me.”

All I hear is Nandor asking who it was that dared to touch him. He’s like a boyfriend asking who it was that his lover cheated on him with. The little “okay” from Nandor that follows Guillermo’s response is shaky and said in a higher pitch that can’t keep the sting from showing. It might not matter to anyone else listening in, but it means a hell of a lot to Nandor. It’s relevant to him.

He's eager to kill the vampire that dared to touch what he considers his and far too good for anyone else but him: Guillermo.

[silverliningjohn]

Who he

[countfagulaa]

The Devil Wears Prada 2 and Michael is my Barbenheimer

[countfagulaa]

I’ve just watched The Great Mouse Detective and now every time I watch Granada Holmes or any of the Basil Rathbone movies I’ll remind myself that there’s a lil mouse fanboy under Baker Street listening in on what Holmes and Watson are saying and waiting until they leave to mess with their stuff and use their dog.

[countfagulaa]

Women don’t want to watch porn. Women want to watch two attractive men/women fighting each other and getting waaay too close to each other at multiple instances during the whole thing.

[countfagulaa]

So far, there have been two instances where Art the Clown has cut off a man’s penis. Good for him.

[countfagulaa]

You ever think about the fact that when Cuddy confessed to House he was genuinely asking himself if he was hallucinating it all because the first time he thought he had her it was all in his head and he doesn’t want to go through that hell of thinking he’s finally going to be happy and later finding out it was all a lie and he’s actually in the worst place he could possibly be in? Yeah me too.

[countfagulaa]

It’s not fair. My ineffable fathers get a kiss scene, granted at a cost, but my Victorian grandfathers don’t. Life is simply not fair, is it?