#shitpostinf

[ochiody]

taking a break mid impalement to serve vocals or whatever

[yyyyyy23]

Hi sorry for disappearing . Uh. Shsk upon ye

[bridge-arsonist]

Tabitha's type:

Human golden retrievers

Women who are mean to her

What an icon

[carnxl-roadkxll]

kinda just shitposting here but villain!peter does have a mr dibbles in his respective universe. he’s probably an alligator snapping turtle instead of a redeared slider or african sideneck because villains like having strange and dangerous pets.

mr dibbles’ favorite treat is probably hypothenar muscle.

[kylebitchlovski]

“i never see you at the club” yeah well i never see you at. the club either because. im not there.

[royallygray]

y'all I understand mercutio and tybalt

it's so fucking hot I want to kill someone. something. I violently want air conditioning. most of my clothes are unflatteringly wet because I was just existing outside.

just saying I totally would've tried to kill my enemy if they happened to walk up to me in this fucking heat. maybe murder is the real therapy we needed all along.

[quartzitess]

God I love my friends

@saturn-thesilly

[little-lovett]

this MIGHT be miracle elixir.