#shitposts everywhere

[devoraakss]

Me, shoving five swiss rolls into my mouth: self care

My stomach, because it's 6am and that is NOT a nutritional breakfast:

[tallglassofchickennugget]

how many gun i need to kill? Haha, jokes on you! I use school approved no 2 pencil, like real man.

[02blessings]

when you think someone’s waving at you but they were actually waving at the person behind you

[soysaucevictim]

Quit giving me Awful Ideas™, Az.

ghostocelot: jenovatank > midifyit > invert it convert it back to nightmare level

Im not sure it can getworse

XD

soysaucevictim:(as opposed to manually creating the piano roll from the original composition)

ghostocelot: like the final product is a summoning chant that summons jenovatank

soysaucevictim:oh my gawd

shiyit now i really want to see what'll happen if i try that

ghostocelot: XD

dont fuck the tank when it appears, physically, in your home

bad idea

soysaucevictim: my auditory centers already feel pretty fried but there's a part of me that wants to create such an unholy abomination thanks to you

ghostocelot: Im like the worst friend lmao

[ballastmcgee]

*Just looking at a random shitpostbot*

*Finds the PERFECT Giovanni Potage shitpost*

@rooby

[emotabek]

Steven Yuen when asked about the season 7 discourse 

[rotund-jester-moved-blog]

i’m screaming the people in the splatoon fandom are frigging hilarious

[bariatricbeast615]

I know I'm supposed to be a fitblr.

I haven't posted much fitness stuff lately, and I'm sorry. I'm still here. I see you all. Ya'll are inspirations and rockstars and I love all of you. Give me a week. Give me a week and I'll be back in the game. I just gotta get thru this move and scope!! Stay with me! I'll be posting some food prep and muscle gains soon, I promise!!