Fuck it, SHITTY MECHS HEADCANONS FROM MY DISCORD HEADCANNONS CHANNEL (exact copy and pasted except for the spacing, no wording differences out of parenthesis)
Putting them under the break because it's long as fuck.
1. Whenever someone pisses nastya off, whether Marius is involved or not, she steals one of his violin bows and puts it through their neck.
2. The mechanisms were the first people that The Toy Soldier ever considered a true family, rather than an owner.
3. Raph has the same issue Horace does with the wings, but instead of a hammock has a strip of netting in her room with a few places that had velcro so she can lie on her back when she sleeps. (For questions on who Horace is, they're my OC, @thechildoftheclocks is my roleplay account for them if you have more questions)
4. Okay so, it's easy to say that characters like getting midnight snacks if they're still awake right? So, I HC that Brian does this as well. The only difference being he eats random wires or small pieces of metal he finds around the ship if they're not important. This has caused many issues the times he didn't check beforehand and simply grabbed something off the ground and ate it while half powered off for the night. Every crew member when wandering around while everyone else is asleep has walked into a dark room and suddenly seen 2 lightly glowing eyes staring at them, and when they turn the lights on, Brian is just crouched on the floor munching on a wire or piece of scrap metal. The first time he did this, he scared the crap out of Tim, who was simply wandering around at the time.
5. Tim names every single one of his guns and keeps them in prestine order. Except one, because Becky is a bitch who keeps backfiring when he tries to use her. He has 5872 guns exactly.
6. Jonny has mismatched ear piercings purely to piss people with OCD off.
7. There's an AU me and my friend have where the aurora is a sentient medium sized sedan floating through space. The two that don't need to breathe are on the roof, held on by rope, and Nastya curls up alone in the trunk, but there's one of those areas like a Neon has where it opens into the trunk so she'll occasionally poke her head into the main area of the car just to say Hi.
8. Shitty mechs headcanon. So, they still need to eat so they don't die of starvation. Brian is often the one that cooks for the others, since he doesn't need to eat and what else is he supposed to do in his free time? Being on a ship for hundereds of years at a time can be pretty boring Occasionally. Sometimes, out of pure spite if one of them pisses him off, he'll put like- rat poison or something in something for one of them. No one knows where he gets it, but he constantly has enough to be spiteful if he wants. Jonny thinks that raph is making it for him, but she swears she has nothing to do with it.
9. Leading off of 8 and 7, Brian will make food in the drivers seat of the sedan, having built in heating so he can properly cook it in his lap. He has been caught poisoning portions multiple times, and strongly denies it whenever he is caught.
10. According to @strangeryetcecil Jonny has an irrational fear of skeletons.
11. Ivy is basically just a genderbend Dr. Gears who can get percentages on the spot. In the TMxSCP universes they exchange PowerPoints at some point.
12. Ashes use their ability to not need to breathe to prank random people on planets, as well as save cute animals because they're a softie for cute things. They deny it when confronted about it.
13. TS is fully aro/ace. It quite literally thinks it doesn't exist, and that it's just a toy, so it doesn't feel any kind of attraction to anyone past anything platonic, as it doesn't like what it felt the one time it did fall in love.
14. All fanart of Nastya and the Aurora were drawn by the Aurora while the crew was away. @strangeryetcecil made the contribution that It helps the aurora not feel lonely. When Nastya gets back the aurora shows Nastya the art she's made.
15. Ashes listens to the song Burning Pile at least once a day.
16. The toy soldier's hat is too big, so it puts its hair up to keep it from falling off, hence why very few photos of it are seen with its hair down.
17. Nastya hides everything in the vents. They're bigger than they seem, and even have a few hidden rooms. The only reason no one knows about them is because she's the only one allowed in the vents. (Tumblr roleplay canon for me)
18. Nastya is very sentimental, and secretly takes photos of the crew just to keep so she feels less lonely when hiding in the vents. (Tumblr roleplay canon for me)
19. Nastya has a book of blackmail on her crew so she can get out of anything particularly shitty. (Tumblr roleplay canon for me)
20. Going off of 3, Ivy loves cuddling with Raph on the net, since it's very padded and secure enough she doesn't have to worry about it falling.
I do have many more of these if anyone wants them. I just made these for fun.
