#shitty night

[lilwolfboy]

I need a makeout session so messy I forget all this shit I'm feeling

[deepbluespace4]

I catch myself to rush home to a fictional blue bastard for comfort. What has become of my life? But then again, it wouldn’t be any better with two feet in reality either, I guess. Fuck reality.

[anna-hawk]

@darlingshane and @roguesandsaviors ... You guys are keeping me sane tonight! 🤗🤗🤗

[xinheartswakeex]

I didn't expect to get this high.

Happy New Year!!! 🎉🥂

[hqxreader]

am i allowed to put ‘and they lived happily ever after’ and just say it’s done even if it’s clearly not done?

[jjalone]

WTF!! Another shitty night at the gym. Who the fuck poops while training on the mats?

[z0mbi3-s0krat3s]

I know what you’re thinking... Or maybe I don’t, because this shit is so out there who knows what could be going on in your mind once exposed... But I gotta say: aside from how utterly disgusting the concept of shit-zombies is, this movie was fucking epic in its ridiculousness. These screens are just a tiny taste of the ensuing, imbecilic mayhem that shortly follows, and aside from some obviously repulsive shit that, quite frankly, may have gone a little too far... (lofl) the movie was a lot of fun and I enjoyed (almost) every minute of it. If you can handle, and enjoy, some horrendously distasteful humor, I’d say give it a watch. Other than the shit-zombie farce, there is plenty of fun, cheese-ball gore and goofy creature effects to give you what you paid for. That being said: I’d suggest you don’t pay for it. Heh. Not until you see it once, at least, like I did. And, if your sense of humor is anywhere near as devolved as mine, you may just find yourself wanting to add this silly piece of cinematic dung to your b-movie zombie collection. Or you might wanna send me hate mail and curse the day you ever hit the button to follow along... Either way I’d feel like I did my part in spreading this filth to the unsuspecting minority by helping to dirty-up your media feeds with something you may’ve never known. So my work here is done. Thanks for reading and following along, and I hope you all have an extra shitty evening. =P -z

[fortheloveofcows]

I ran yesterday morning (Friday). It's now 2 am and I am sitting stall side while 20L of fluids run into this horse cause they won't run if he puts his head down. I've been here since 11pm. Haha fuck me right!?!? It's just been one fucking shitty thing after another. I'll be here for at least another hour maybe more. Then I get to work all day today.