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comicon comic diary: our experience with uber http://cuek.co/573 starring @JoseDRojas plus a cameo by @pearshapedcomics!
Road Rage
I really HATE shitty drivers. Like seriously HATE them. Driving is a privilege that way too many people take advantage of. This morning on my way to work I was behind a large tractor trailer carrying several new cars. We were both in the left turn lane and stopped at the red light. A car pulls up into the lane that leads straight and stops at the light. The light turns green and the fucking waste of oxygen driving the car in the lane next to us, cuts off the truck to make a left. It really made my blood boil.
I see the constantly turning onto my street when going home. It infuriates me because these pieces of shit have NO RIGHT to cut everyone off because they can’t be bothered waiting a few minutes at the red light. Who the fuck are you? Do you own the road? No? Then wait your turn like everyone else. You’re not special, you’re not an emergency vehicle that needs to assist someone in danger, so go fuck yourself and your impatient ways.
I just don’t understand why people think they can just do shit like this and think it’s ok. It’s really not. You could end up causing an accident and seriously hurting (or even killing) someone.
Another thing that pisses me off about shitty drivers is seeing them on their phones while driving. Why on EARTH would anyone be so stupid as to let themselves get distracted by technology while their driving? Driving a car takes a lot of concentration and paying attention to what’s happening around you. I NEVER use my phone while driving EVER. If someone calls me it comes through the bluetooth in my car. If someone texts me and they know I’m driving somewhere, they know they have to wait until I’m parked. It’s just not worth it to me to check my phone while driving. I know what my attention span is like and if I let myself get distracted by my phone it won’t end well at all.
I get seriously offended when I get in the car with someone who is on their phone while driving. I just want to say to them “wow, really? Whatever is on your phone is more important than my life?” It just really pisses me off. When you take in passengers you’re responsible for their safety. You need to use caution and pay attention to what you’re doing.
Speeding is another thing I don’t get. Speeders...you’re not impressing anyone AT ALL! Seriously...everyone is judging you because you’re too fucking careless to pay attention to the speed limit. you put SO many people’s lives at risk around you when you speed. I don’t care what kind of fancy schmancy car you have...obey the goddamn traffic laws.
I live on a fairly busy street. Our speed limit is 30mph. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to pull over a few houses away from mine to let assholes riding my bumper pass me so I can safely pull into my driveway. There are children that live on my street...2 that are very near and dear to my heart, and if some mother fucker with a need for speed does anything to hurt them, I’ll be in jail for murder....if their speeding doesn’t kill them first.
in 2013 my 2006 Chevy Cobalt was parked on the street in front of my parents’ house, where I was living at the time. It was a Saturday night and I was in my bedroom dozing off to Lifetime Movie Network. I was woken up by this God awful sound of metal on metal. I looked out my bedroom window and saw my car on our neighbor’s lawn. I started freaking out because I thought maybe my dad was moving my car into the driveway and either got hit by someone or had a heart attack and lost control of the car. Turns out, my dad was in bed and some drunk ass piece of shit was speeding down our street and slammed into my car. He hit it so hard it hit my neighbor’s car parked in front of their house. My mom was awake in the living room and called 911 immediately. The scumbag somehow managed to drive away but ended up getting caught shortly after because he left a trail of car parts all over the road. We all initially thought it was some underage kid with daddy’s car because the bumper was left behind and it was from a more expensive car. No, the idiot was SIXTY years old. He was born the same year as my mom and I just kept thinking my mother (or my father) would never do something so irresponsible at their ages. The only fortunate thing out of this was no one was hurt. The moron was alone in his car and my neighbors, my family and I were safe in our houses.
Moral of the story...slow the fuck down, put your phone away and be patient and there will be a lot less accidents!
The newest trend in automotive ingenuity. Spray paint the tail lights bitches. Now you have to guess when this mofo is going to stop (his rear window one doesn't work). And people in columbus have no clue how they ended up some of the country's worst drivers. #shittydrivers #customcar #whoneedsbrakes #goodluckeverybodyelse
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People who Can’t Drive...but Drive Anyway
We learn colors when we are toddlers. It’s one of the first things we teach kids after ABCs and 123s. So tell me why, as adults, we still have a hard time comprehending that green means GO. Do you know how annoying it is when people can’t drive? They need to retest people at different ages to repass the test. And the test needs to be better. Like who cares how far you need to park from a hydrant? When people see one they say fuck and drive past the spot anyway. So instead, they should ask questions like - “what lane you should be in if you are a slow ass?” If you say anything other than “I should not be on the road” then you don’t pass. I get stuck at lights so many times because the cars up ahead are too busy picking their ass or texting their friends and don’t see the light turn green. You can actually push the pedal down to go faster too. Speaking of which, do trucks not have that option? Is there a rule they can only go 30mph?
Every fucking day. #dashcam #shittydrivers #jeep #idiot #baddriver #almostdied #wreck #car #accident #plano #texasdrivers #tx #texas (at Plano, Texas)
#california #shittydrivers